Buy a gift for a dog, and you’ll be amazed at the way it will dance and swerve its tail, but if don’t have anything to offer to it, it won’t even recognize your arrival;...

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve?

Do not swallow bait offered by the enemy. Do not interfere with an army that is returning home.

If I have to dangle myself in the water like a freaking minnow, I will. Those people don’t deserve this type of treatment. ~Willow Mosby (Exposing ELE)

Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I’m really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.