Sometimes this was much harder than trying to get an alligator in a suitcase.

The mind of man can only teach what he has learned from others. It is how you use that knowledge that will decide who you are.

Often the truth is in front of your face, but your eyes and heart are so full of lies that you can’t see it.

A wise man once said that a person is known by the company he keeps, but could then also add that the character of the company is known by the people it keeps for the...

Friendship isn’t measured in days, months or years, it’s measured in the way someone makes you feel.

I need you to just trust me for now without knowing all the answers.

I don’t make friends based on how big their pockets are or how well connected they are; rather I make friends based on how positive their minds are. It is hard to end up with...

It was the first time I discovered that some girls actually sneak out of the house during slumber parties and meet up with boys. I would’ve never known if I hadn’t gone to the bathroom...

Don’t risk your life for those that doesn’t love your life, lest you end up in regrets if not death.

Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.

Money is just a form of trade to buy your wants, but it cannot be there for your needs in as much as the loving people around you.

Ain’t No Drama Like Bedroom Drama

It makes me think that a marriage of true minds – to again quote Shakespeare – is in many ways just dumb luck.

All you need in life is to know thyself; to live with the knowledge that it’s just life and that’s the way it is. You need a sense of what your life means to you,...

If at the end of the of the day you have friends that you can truly count on, consider yourself blessed.

To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.

She was clean”: no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of flaccid tattoos droop like moth-eaten upholstery over poorly stuffed biceps...

Don’t go there, Bob. Let’s just not go there.

The problem with people that ignore people they dislike is they can’t ignore them. Anger carries a person in your mind forever, whether you choose to speak to them or not. Therefore, don’t mistake prosperity...

Friendship plants itself as a small unobtrusive seed; over time, it grows thick roots that wrap around your heart. When a love affair ends, the tree is torn out quickly, the operation painful but clean....

Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?

Our happiness is completely and utterly intertwined with other people: family and friends and neighbors and the woman you hardly notice who cleans your office. Happiness is not a noun or verb. It’s a conjunction....

Don’t pour a lifetime of effort into a seasonal relationship. Not everyone from the pilot belongs in the finale.

Internet makes you think that you have millions of friends, whereas you are your own friend.

I consider telling my brother, asking him for help. But tell him what exactly? I have no black eyes, no bloody noses to report: Cordelia does nothing physical. If it was boys, chasing or teasing,...

Your friends drag you down, Gordie. Don’t you know that? […] Your friends do. They’re like drowning guys that are holding onto your legs. You can’t save them. You can only drown with them.

Delusions are hardly an escape from reality. It’s a way of understanding insane people living in a backwards world.

Just for Paris. You don’t have to be my friend forever – just for Paris.

How you feel at the time affects how you receive and react to communication from others. You have to put on your objective eyes and ears in order to be consistently fair. – Charmainsim

Because as much as I dislike her, I would prefer not to have an enemy.

He comes in through people. People who love us anyway. They jump right into the chaos with us and try to help us make sense of it. That’s what mercy is…it’s choosing to help, or...

I need a friend and you seemed nicest. I think you and I can have more fun than those fake people on the other side.

Though the trials of life are never easy, someone to stand with you and help you with your burdens is one of the true essences of living. It is well that two should join together...

Well, everyone has a friend who holds a very special place in his life. Talking about men…a friend whom you love unconditionally and selflessly…..a friend who knows every secret of your life and who is...

It’s in a can. It’s good forever.

You and I are so different: I am one word at a time one foot in front of the other, slowly, always testing how surely footing is before proceeding to the next sentence with ruminative...

I’m not a hillbilly—I’m a hillwilliam. Or, rather, a William Hill. That was my name at the last networking conference, when I stole a nametag to make friends without fear of insulting them with lasting...

Done.

It is not until you rhyme with a person that makes you their perfect match, it is when you are satisfied with each others peculiarities, and find jewels in their loopholes.

Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, “You’re being mean, you need to get laid,” your problem is not sex. Your...

Should I be writing this down?

Once you have mates who know you, right down under the this-and-that you decide people want to see today, then there’s no room left for the someday person who’ll magic you into being all your...

Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.

So it’s all right for him to rule out a serious relationship, but it’s wrong if I’m not ready to settle for less?

Alison’s grandfather told her,’To err is human, to forgive divine

When you are your own best friend, you don’t endlessly seek out relationships, friendships, and validation from the wrong sources because you realize that the only approval and validation you need is your own.

Disconnect yourself from people who cannot add five to your ten words, because, sooner or later, you won’t be able to say even a word.

Drew, a friend helping Loren in her research, “…This may be the most important class I’ve never paid for nor received credit hours for taking. Let’s lift our glasses to Professor Finkel!

An enemy to whom you show kindness becomes your friend, excepting lust, the indulgence of which increases its enmity.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?