I wish somebody would have told my grandpa about the Cold War, so he could have at least put on a jacket.

I Voted” sticker on it, so perhaps it’s as disgusted with politics as politicians are disgusting.

I’m warning you, that jacket is sexy. The Institute could go up in sexy, sexy flames.

I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.

Tonight when she came down to the front desk she was wearing neon green hot pants and a pink leopard print jacket. But the best part was that her boots almost matched her jacket. I...