I like to spoon after I fork.
My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.
Love, like hefty leftover stew, could be eaten with a spoon—or with some homeless guy I just met. I would offer you some, but we haven’t met yet. And whose fault is that? Oh yeah—yours.
She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.
As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon.
I don’t eat applesauce, but I do eat applause. I don’t use a spoon—I eat applause with my hands.
You don’t become satisfied because you have a golden spoon in your palm; you become satisfied when it begins to feed you… Use it!
I am an eater of water. I mean drinker. My love comes in a package that includes a straw/spoon.
I melted in my defeat like Victory Ice Cream. I brought along an extra spoon for you, because I’m a sharing kind of guy.
Face to face marketing is like trying to dig a grave with a spoon. Kill it faster with a shovel.
When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die
Gag me with a spoon!
When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope. Grab a spoon, there’s plenty for both of us.
I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.
Corporate rule number 7; survival of the fittest spoon. Those who follow reach nowhere.
I drink coffee with a spoon, and I eat soup with a straw. The clang of metal on an empty mug wakes me up to the moment and reminds me to love.
There were yogurt-colored clouds that afternoon, and I was there, blotting out your sun with a spoon.
I loved her like I needed her. I soaked her up like a soup bowl made of bread. I’m hungry for her even as I write this now. Somebody get me a spoon!
After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.
Mr. Williquosi, I didn’t mean to stab you in your gums with your fork. I was merely trying to spoon-feed you information.
Hungry and thirsty? Soup solves both problems at once. My love for you is starved and dehydrated, and all I need is one spoon.
I eat cereal with a hammer, because I operate with a government-level efficiency. Let’s build a smarter tomorrow—with a spoon.
The shovel is bigger than the spoon, but it can never ever do the work the spoon does. They both look similar; they both have different sizes but one more thing not to forget is...
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.
Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.
Success is not reserved for a selected group of people who have silver spoons in their mouths. Those who have golden spoons in their hands can equally be satisfied by guiding their faiths to feed...
You don’t need a prophet to wake you up from your bed; you need no archbishop to describe the size of your spoon for you. Remember, you are in the center of management of your...
There should be a soup spoon on the end of fire truck ladders, because fires do nothing if they don’t warm up leftovers.
I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?
You were never born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Don’t think that way. You were born with a diamond spoon in your palm. Carry it by your own hand. Now, feed yourself
An upside down umbrella is a soup bowl. The next time it’s raining dinner, I’ll be there, and I’ll bring an extra spoon for you.
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