Saturday Night Live

Letting Go of God.

I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no...

I have lots of energy.

I like going back and writing fiction.

I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it’s a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and...

I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off...

I’m not a standup. I don’t really have jokes. I don’t have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

I learned that being a mother takes a lot of energy.

You had to get out of them occasionally, those Illinois towns with funny names: Paris. Oblong. Normal. Once, when the Dow Jones hit 200 points, the paper’s banner headline read: ‘Normal Man Marries Oblong Woman.’