The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

I should hex the IRS.

A number of people who I’ve talked to about this assume that I got into a fight with the cops. (Because of, y’know, the militant politics.) I actually had an audience member come up to...

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Freud was a fraud, but he’d probably think I have a complex of some kind. Anal, oral, Orafoural, etc. While most kids wanted to grow up to be an astronaut, one of Barbara Streisand’s bras,...

You’d be surprised: Many people think that if they throw their audit letter away it’s gone. But it’s not. The IRS isn’t going to leave you alone. They’ll keep at you until they get their...

Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.