Interviewer: ‘So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?’Frank Zappa: ‘You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

gray hair is gods graffiti

Long hair will send you to hell!

As your abilities begin to grow, your angelic side will start to manifest itself in more noticeable ways.””My angelic side. Great. Like I don’t have enough to deal with.””It’s not so bad,” Mom says. “You’ll...

She was the most beautiful creature on Earth – her hair said so in that language only hair can speak.

I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.

Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.

My voice has gotten me everything in my life, not my hair.

He’s only 23, has a great huge head of hair and he’s worried.

You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair.

Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.

I’m still the way I’ve always been. Lots of hair and eyes, a bit Raquel Welch-ish.

I, personally, like to get dressed and then do my makeup and hair in about five minutes.

I don’t think peroxide-blond hair is a beneficial look for me.

To hear the latest Pole / transmit the Preludes, through his hair and fingertips.

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.

For years I used to try to straighten my hair, but I’ve reached a stage where I think, ‘I’ve got red curly hair, and it’s actually really great.’

… on the lawn one late summer day, her pale hair tangled because she’d cry if anyone tried to brush it, spinning around and around until she got so dizzy she fell in a pile...

Well I would have used silverware if you hadn’t sold all the forks and spoons to pay for your Ethel Merman addiction.”

People do think you’re more intelligent if you have dark hair. But my husband definitely prefers me as a blonde.

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

Her hair, just long enough now to tie back in a knot, had a coppery sheen, a hint of fire in the darkness.

Her albino hair illuminated my dreams, shining brighter than moonlight.

My hair is my identity.

I cut my hair so it looks like I just woke up all the time, so that I can be like, what year is it? I’ve been asleep since the 80s.

French girls still have the Jane Birkin culture. You can go just like that, without makeup, without managing your hair.

My hair is so unmanageable.

I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me.

[Even in the weeks before Survivor Series, Hart said he got into a] little catfight … by what little hair he had.

I had a dream about you. You listened quietly as I told my idea for an invention that could dry your hair with in minutes of getting out of the bath. After giving you my...

Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves in sunlight, while his hair was spiked like cleats, and he wore a shoe for a hat. He said it helped him...

My high-performance hair is shaped like a sports car, and when I chug coffee it sounds like a jet engine. Women don’t find me attractive, but only because women don’t find me (I’m living off...

I realize how talented our hair and wardrobe people are every time I have to get dressed on my own.

To a pessimist, losing bobby pins is as hopeless as losing hair. To an optimist, losing hair gives hope to get the lost bobby pins back.

I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair.

I’m a Sikh; it’s part of my religious tradition to never cut my hair and keep it wrapped in a turban.

For years I had my hair parted down the middle in a ponytail, tucked down around the sides… Well, I went and cut the bangs, and I’ve been wearing them ever since. They say it’s...

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

Skulduggery.””Fletcher.”Fletcher stuck out his hand. Skulduggery observed it for a moment.”I’m sorry, what are we doing now?””Shaking hands,” Fletcher said. “Like adults. I just want you to know that this past year has changed me....

When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke their hair, pet it really, because you know who also doesn’t read? My cat. In essence, these people are...

In ’87, I was about 9 years old, and so at that point I was wearing, like, fluorescent green T-shirts and acid-wash jeans and leg warmers, and my hair was in a ponytail with a...

I got kicked out of a club for sticking up for my sister. And I got into a fight that was basically hair pulling and rolling around on the gym floor. The fights make me...

By the 1980s, practically no one under 60 in the real civilian world wore hats for anything except weddings, funerals or Ascot. Hats had been in competition with hair, and hair had won. Thirty years...

I wanted to be like Vivien Leigh in ‘Gone With the Wind.’ I wanted to have black hair, green eyes and break hearts.

Hair on a man’s chest is thought to denote strength. The gorilla is the most powerful of bipeds and has hair on every place on his body except for his chest.

Costume, hair and makeup can tell you instantly, or at least give you a larger perception of who a character is. It’s the first impression that you have of the character before they open their...

Our hair points to the sky, the place we’d rather be….

When I was modeling in Japan, I could blend in a little because of my hair, but my roommates with blonde hair got harassed. People would touch their hair and grope them in the subway....

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I’m just a bottle of hair dye away.