Interviewer: ‘So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?’Frank Zappa: ‘You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

The thing about doing anything artificial to your hair is that you have to look after it. So you’re always vulnerable to the weather and time.

He had the prettiest hair she had ever seen on a man: dark brown, almost black, and soft like sable, it fell down to his shoulders. She wondered what he’d do if she threw some...

He was pretty well contained, all things considered.

When I write, I tend to twist my hair. Something for my small mind to do, I guess.

Alice’s razor-thin blond hair is what people in Santo Domingo call bueno, but I don’t understand how that kind of hair can be good. It doesn’t move at all, or ripple like the water in...

I brushed it until it shone and looked somewhat like it used to look,only far thinner, and less glorious.

I got rid of my glasses and they changed my hair. That’s really all they did. They went shopping for me, so the clothes are different too. It wasn’t like Extreme Makeover where I got...

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by...

Tucker strokes my hair. There’s something so tender about the gesture. It might as well have been him whispering I love you.

Your bags, clothes, shoes, jewelries, makeup, and hair shouldn’t determine your level of confidence in yourself; rather, let your moral values and principles be your reasons for self-confidence and unconditional self-love.You were created by a...

When my hair is dyed, I feel like I’m 35 again.

I used to dye my hair different colors and have crazy periods, especially early in my career when I played in Italy.

I am the man who put the hair in hair metal.

Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair.

And yonder sits a maiden, The fairest of the fair, With gold in her garment glittering, And she combs her golden hair.

I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.

I don’t want to be about the way I look – my body, my hair, my makeup, all those boring things.

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.””The better to style with, my dear.

Except that today, oblivious to everyone, there is a hair standing tall inside his shorts: a single hair: long, black and shining. Sprouting out of nowhere, it stands rebelliously erect on his tiny barren orb,...

Your hair is winter fire,January embers.My heart burns there, too.-Stephen King, IT

At the end of the week, it’s nice to just hang out in a pair of jeans and let my hair down. I need a break from all that fashion!

I notice that most of the men who tease me about my hair, don’t have any.

Like a statue, I’m hairless. Also like a statue, I have hair. Let’s make love like a dandelion goes bald in the breeze.

I always get bored with my hair. That’s why I would always change it throughout my career.

I enjoy using coconut oil – not only for my skin and hair, but I’ll digest it.

OK. Yoga position 99. Relax and tune into your inner self, trying hard to forget that your outer self is stark naked!

It took us a lot of man hours to get that bloody white hair out, so it’s good to get rid of it.

We grow gray in our spirit long before we grow gray in our hair.

Long hair will send you to hell!

As your abilities begin to grow, your angelic side will start to manifest itself in more noticeable ways.””My angelic side. Great. Like I don’t have enough to deal with.””It’s not so bad,” Mom says. “You’ll...

She was the most beautiful creature on Earth – her hair said so in that language only hair can speak.

I love redheads. It’s not the hair color, it’s the crazy.

Do not make children cross-eyed, by having hair hang about their foreheads, where they see it continually.

My voice has gotten me everything in my life, not my hair.

gray hair is gods graffiti

You may be temporarily young, but you’ll forever be childish.” Then I put gum in her hair.

Her hair was the color of coffee without cream, and she fell in love with me when I poured sugar on her. Probably.

I’m still the way I’ve always been. Lots of hair and eyes, a bit Raquel Welch-ish.

I, personally, like to get dressed and then do my makeup and hair in about five minutes.

I don’t think peroxide-blond hair is a beneficial look for me.

To hear the latest Pole / transmit the Preludes, through his hair and fingertips.

He’s only 23, has a great huge head of hair and he’s worried.

… on the lawn one late summer day, her pale hair tangled because she’d cry if anyone tried to brush it, spinning around and around until she got so dizzy she fell in a pile...

Well I would have used silverware if you hadn’t sold all the forks and spoons to pay for your Ethel Merman addiction.”

People do think you’re more intelligent if you have dark hair. But my husband definitely prefers me as a blonde.

Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

Her hair, just long enough now to tie back in a knot, had a coppery sheen, a hint of fire in the darkness.

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back.