Identity We live in a world where people define themselves by occupation. And we identify ourselves by what material possessions we have.House,cars,money,clothes etc. Take away all that and you lost your identity. Sadly to say...

If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I’d have 50 cents. That’s assuming drag queens are half price.

I am the Vending Machine of Love. Exact change only. The price is 33.3 cents.

I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but I’m saving them in your sofa cushions.