Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.

I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

I make love like a backseat, not on a backseat. I’m both in motion, yet stationary. I would encourage you to encourage your mom to buckle up.

I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar.

When was the last time you lost an argument?”He pretended to think about it. Then, leaning down, he whispered in her ear, “A few hours ago when you refused to stop the car and crawl...