If you can’t PRAY for the peace your church, PROMOTE the Christian doctrines, PREPARE for every good work and PROVIDE for the expansion of the Church, you are just like the PEWS (table and chairs)...

This book is dedicated to all the lawn chairs in all the living rooms of the world. I pray this book provides your owners with the strength, courage, and the wisdom to vacuum their lawns...

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

Yeah, I enjoy musical chairs. My furniture is deaf, so it gets rather interesting.

We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs.

Chair or no chair: a binary relation. But the vicissitudes of moving the body around are infinite. You never know what a person in a chair can do.

Chairs are useful

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn’t enough. You also have to move the chair.

Don’t you think you’re just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic?

Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat.

The glory of the carpenter is the tables and chairs he manufactures; the glory of God is you and me because He manufactured us!

Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime.