Every swamp has a silted lining.

Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That might be why I’m the World Cuddling Champion.

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn’t ‘work out’ for me.

The doctor’s wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

When we were little,” the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, “we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle –...

Homo Cannot Erectus

Three,’ reckoned the captain, ‘ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?’Most likely Trelawney’s own men,” said the doctor; ‘those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.’Nay,’ replied the...

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said “no-no!”, forgot the “o” and decided to become a nun!

The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn’t make sense, don’t ask anyone in your Rolodex to explain it.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you – smile, giggle, or laugh.

She only modelled for him once,’ Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. ‘Once, twice or umpteen times, it’s proof she knew Spataro… how shall we put it?…...

Brody’s not gay. But then he kisses a boy. So he might be gay? No, Brody’s not gay. But he loves this boy. So after much delaying, debating, and waiting, the answer comes clear…nothing is...

A bird was shot. I suspect fowl play. The next man to be shot is the man who wrote that pun. Excuse me while I load my gun and shoot myself.

Life insurance is a dying industry.

I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.

I’ll bring “The Hammer,” let’s have a Thorsome.