To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore,...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Seja como for, as pessoas dedicadas à religião não querem reconhecer a realidade que contradiz o seu conto de fadas. Se realmente vivermos num universo sem Deus, elas perdem o emprego. O fluxo de dinheiro estagna.Por outro lado, há pessoas que escolhem viver a sua vida de uma forma completamente egocêntrica e homicida. Essas sentem...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
One day about a month ago, I really hit bottom. You know, I just felt that in a Godless universe, I didn’t want to go on living. Now I happen to own this rifle, which I loaded, believe it or not, and pressed it to my forehead. And I remember thinking, at the time, I’m...
I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me.
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
David: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another?Marx: That’s one of the sad truths of existence. Nothing in this world is permanent. Even the characters created by the great Shakespeare will, in millions of years, cease to exist—when the universe runs its course and the lights...
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that...
In California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.