Seja como for, as pessoas dedicadas à religião não querem reconhecer a realidade que contradiz o seu conto de fadas. Se realmente vivermos num universo sem Deus, elas perdem o emprego. O fluxo de dinheiro estagna.Por outro lado, há pessoas que escolhem viver a sua vida de uma forma completamente egocêntrica e homicida. Essas sentem...
Raining. Oh, brother, a scratch on the fender. Damn rabbi on his unicycle.Wait a minute, where are my car keys? Could have sworn I left them in this pocket. No, just some loose change and ticket stubs from the all-black version of Elaine Stritch’ s one-woman show.Did I check my desk? Better go back inside....
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.
I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream?
Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that...
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get...
David: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another?Marx: That’s one of the sad truths of existence. Nothing in this world is permanent. Even the characters created by the great Shakespeare will, in millions of years, cease to exist—when the universe runs its course and the lights...
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time I don’t have any fun at all.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
To you, I’m an atheist.To God, I’m the loyal opposition.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I can’t fight. I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.