An alcoholic is someone you don’t like, who drinks as much as you do.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
Once she exclaimed, “But I always thought that sorceresses were evil!””What do you mean ‘evil’?”Lynet has never considered the question. “You know,” she said, after a moment, “unfriendly to people.””People!” repeated Morgana derisively. “As if...