Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed.
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
Four be the things I’d have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Inventory:”Four be the things I am wiser to know:Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.Four be the things I’d been better without:Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Three be the things I shall never attain:Envy, content, and...
And if my heart be scarred and burned,The safer, I, for all I learned.
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.