Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
The sun’s gone dim, and the moon’s gone black. For I loved him, and he didn’t love back.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
Where’s the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I shudder at the thought of men….I’m due to fall in love again
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studdedwheelchair.
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
The two most beautiful words in the English language are ‘cheque enclosed.