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Lemony Snicket  Quotes
My silence knot is tied up in my hair; as if to keep my love out of my eyes. I cannot speak to one for whom i care. A hatpin serves as part of my...

—Lemony Snicket

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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

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There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don’t.

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We represent the true human condition, the one permanent victory over cruelty and chaos. . . . Our true home is the imagination, and our kingdom is the wide-open world.

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CommunityCompassionGood-Vs-Evil
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People who think nothing could go wrong are usually disappointed.

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Mystery
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In some stories, it’s easy. The moral of “The Three Bears,” for instance, is “Never break into someone else’s house.” The moral of “Snow White” is “Never eat apples.” The moral of World War One...

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In the meantime, it is best to grab what wonderful moments you find lying around.

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Read about things that wouldn’t keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair.

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

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It is a curious thing, but as one travels the world getting older and older, it appears that happiness is easier to get used to than despair. The second time you have a root beer...

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No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don’t read is often as important as what you do read.

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The story of the book filled the car with exciting adventures of the sort that are fun to read about, so we didn’t have to think about the exciting adventures of the sort that are...

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In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and...

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Tu opinión inicial acerca de casi cualquier cosa puede cambiar con el paso del tiempo.

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There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is better to stain the napkin than your clothing. The other is...

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As I am sure you know, when people say ‘It’s my pleasure,’ they usually mean something along the lines of, ‘There’s nothing on Earth I would rather do less.’ […]

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Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

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An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

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Some people think destiny is something you cannot escape, such as death or a curdled cheesecake, both of which always turn up sooner or later.

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But the law is an odd thing. For instance, one country in Europe has a law that requires all its bakers to sell bread at the exact same price. A certain island has a law...

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Los peores sitios del mundo se pueden soportar si la gente que allí habita es interesante y amable.

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The world is too quiet without you nearby.

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Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the world that it is likely that you are always in the dark about...

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Is it useful to feel fear, because it prepares you for nasty events, or is it useless, because nasty events will occur whether you are frightened or not?

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Hungry people should be fed. It takes some people a long time to figure this out.

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It was another thing you didn’t learn at a top-drawer school. Bickering is like baldness or lousy gifts. It runs in families.

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But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In some stories, it’s easy. The moral of ‘The Three Bears’, for...

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People don’t always get what they deserve in this world.

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DeserveInjustice
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Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you’d see.

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I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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It is almost as if happiness is an acquired taste, like coconut cordial or ceviche, to which you can eventually become accustomed, but despair is something surprising each time you encounter it.

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Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you don’t care for spill orange soda all over themselves.

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The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of...

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The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I’m sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could...

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Cualquiera que conociese a Violet se hubiera dado cuenta de que estaba pensando intensamente, porque llevaba la larga melena recogida con una cinta para que no se le metiera en los ojos. Violet tenía el...

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If only Uncle Monty knew what we know,” Violet said, “and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn’t know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn’t know what...

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One of the world’s most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer “a deck of cards” or “Anna Karenina” when the obvious answer is “a well equipped...

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the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

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There are people like this wherever you go. They are part of the same mystery as you are, but you can’t quite tell how you fit together. The world is a puzzle, and we cannot...

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When you find the sort of people who will show up to give you a ride exactly when they’ve promised to do so, hold on to them for dear life.

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That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, …

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A menos que hayáis sido muy, muy afortunados, habréis experimentado sucesos en vuestra vida que os habrán hecho llorar. Así pues, a menos que hayáis sido muy, muy afortunados, sabréis que una buena y larga...

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For Beatrice, when we first met, I was lonely, and you were pretty.Now I am pretty lonely.

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It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between “literally” and “figuratively.” If something happens literally, it actually happens; if something happens figuratively, it feels like it is happening. If you...

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You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.

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Fear
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What do your parents know, about surviving?

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ChildrenParentsSurviving
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I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves...

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You write poetry?” Klaus asked.He had read a lot about poets but had never met one.”Just a little bit,” Isadora said modestly. “I write poems down in this notebook. It’s an interest of mine.””Sappho!” Sunny...

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The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman– it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear. Some people say that a sunrise is a miracle, because...

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Miracles
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