Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I’m the woman for him?~ Susan

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.

A sex trophy should be functional, and shaped like a dildo, yet decorative, and shaped like Ben Bernanke. Insert it in your ass as desired.

In theory, especially in the case of Stone, those who have human hearts would remain cognizant of their behavior and in control of themselves. Those who are Katagaria . . .

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”....

Owr brave little shank!

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.

I don’t think I’m crazy, but then again, define crazy.

A teacher had once told them that men were either beasts, gentlemen, or beasts masquerading as gentlemen. Might there be a fourth category — gentlemen masquerading as beasts?

We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.

Love is the walrus I crayon with like it’s the Eifel Tower. I know, love doesn’t make much sense to me, either.

I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. “I doubt you have the capacity.

Jace: Herondale, on the other hand, is melodic. Dulcet, one might say. Think of the sound of ‘Clary Herondale.’Clary: Oh, my god, that sounds horrible.Jace: We all must sacrifice for love.

I want to be loved, but first, I want to love. I’ll love you and we’ll both feel good, and if you love me too that’d be great, but not entirely necessary.

Yes,” he said. “I am sure. I double-checked everything after you went home yesterday. I even made a few improvements, just in case.” The first part of that reassured her. The second part… not so...

I feel no grief for being called somethingwhichI am not;in fact, it’s enthralling, somehow, like a goodback rub

The Mile High City has mile-high expectations. That’s 5,280 feet, you know. That’s five millipedes and 2.8 centipedes for all you lovers out there.

The only difference between me and a famous writer is that I do not want to be famous.

Well, we wouldn’t even think of a military action because that would have extremely adverse results for Turkey. After all, we are on the borders.

I drank my lava lamp to get the party started. Later on I made love like a volcano, while I watched TV alone.

Make sure they put that on your headstone, will you? Right below ‘Here lies Benedict Bartholomew Ford. He had no friends and a really stupid name’.

Silence is wittier than any jest. Thou wanteth to express thy feelings with eloquence and grace? Drop thy jaw boldly and beautifully. There, thou’rt starting to get it. But hang out thy tongue more. Let...

For most vampires, it’s an automatic response – scent blood, fangs drop.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

Y are you called the cheese man?

I welcome all You’re Welcomes with open arms and open zippers. My love for her is sandwiched between two slices of Thank You.

I don’t think people have been able to deal with the fact that African American filmmakers can make movies about life and relationships.

Vous eprouves trop d’emotion, Hastings, It affects your hands and your wits. Is that a way to fold a coat? And regard what you have done to my pyjamas. If the hairwash breaks what will...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

There’s nothing more boring than unintelligent actors, because all they have to talk about is themselves and acting. There have to be other things.

I apologized to her once for spending less time with her, but she blew it off. “You’re in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren’t in love. You know, the...

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he’d ever been shot at with.

I’m Liberace without a piano.

When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, “You can do this. You’ve got what it takes.” The other sounds like my mother-in-law.

Women: You can’t live with them, and you can’t get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.

Did you know that man had the nerve to lasso me while I was out in the woods?

The people who know you well are the people who know your vulnerabilities.

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started.

There is much to discover that’s not on the back cover!

Self-doubt is a persuasive mistress; careful not to shag her or you’ll never get your balls back.” – Simon Hunt

The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.

In the Haymarket! That Pop went to all the time! That is just dumb talk.

I’ll have you know there is nothing simple about my groin…” He shot her his predatory grin, the one he often reserved for her breasts. Run little girl, run far and run fast… take those...

Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

He was gorgeous, and I absolutely, no question, had to be drooling. After a quick and hopefully stealthy check – big show, I wasn’t!- I found myself wonder what color his eyes were. Brown maybe....

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we...