Men exist because a vibrator can’t fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card…

They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘good-bye sucker.

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt.” She paused “Horizontally.” Sara laughed. “Again?

Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.

Remember, you’re unique. And so is everyone else.

Was that supposed to be romantic?

You know what you are, Sam Brody?” she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. “A big, fat tease.” They both knew there wasn’t an ounce of fat on him. They also both knew exactly...

Change is good but dollars are better.- Tara daniels

Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn’t put on enough deodorant for this.

You going to stay in there all night, because we’re getting tired of trying to eavesdrop from out here. Can’t hear a damn thing.

I don’t want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I’m with him.

Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER

Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I’m pretty sure that includes you.

And you know what? It was your own damn fault. It was those jeans you wear, and the tool belt. It was the size of your hammer!

Honestly, Wyatt, no selfrespecting female – cat or woman – is going to—

I’ve heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

For some unknown reason, success usually occurs in private, while failure occurs infull view.

Sounds like you kids have some talking to do. I’ll be eavesdropping from the kitchen.

I don’t want to talk, either,” that mouth said very seriously. And then he lowered his head and kissed her.

Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.

Good judgment comes from bad experience. Unfortunately, most of that comes from bad judgment.- Tara Daniels –

Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he’d ever been shot at with.

Ben was in his truck, window down, idling at the curb, dark lenses hiding his eyes from her, looking effortlessly big and badass.The way she wished she felt.

It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

In great detail.

Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.

She had no idea how long they kissed—and kissed—but she didn’t think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard, she slowly opened her eyes and stared directly into his.They’d heated. Darkened. And...

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

But you will.”And she knew he was right.

I threatened to kung fu you. Oh my God.

She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love.”-Animal Magnetism

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Her hands slid to his shoulders, his biceps, and dug in as if to hold him here, right here. But he wasn’t going anywhere. He liked her hands on him, liked her tongue in his...

Tag opened the door to his knock, and with a look of disappointment, peered behind Wade.”You got someone better coming over?” Wade asked him.”Pizza,” Tag said.

Someone should stop her.

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

God save her from annoying Alphas.

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade’s hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged....

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

I’d want to have sex with myself. All the time.

There was the amount of time you’d known someone and then there was the way you’d spent that time.

Mallory dropped her head to the steering wheel. “Look, I’m mad at you, okay? This isn’t about me. I know my painful memories are relative. My life is good. I’m lucky. This isn’t about how...