Men are like roses. You have to watch out for the pricks.
Change is good but dollars are better.- Tara daniels
Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn’t put on enough deodorant for this.
Go away. I hate everyone right now, and I’m pretty sure that includes you.
Honestly, Wyatt, no selfrespecting female – cat or woman – is going to—
Never do anything that you don’t want to have to explain to 9-1-1 personnel.
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he’d ever been shot at with.
Yes, chickens aren’t sexy. Uh…I don’t think they’re meant to be.
If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.
A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.
Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.
Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘good-bye sucker.