I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin

I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments,...

I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient’s friends.

It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility “faith”!(Institutio III.2.3)

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See...

No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification by faith, in more strong, more clear and express terms, than Arminius has done.

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a...

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you’re just a reflection of him?

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!

Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God?Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!

A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.