I’d rather be weird than ordinary. Ordinary is so boring.
I can excuse everything but boredom. Boring people don’t have to stay that way.
Perfection is boring. If a face doesn’t have mistakes, it’s nothing.
We are almost always bored by just those whom we must not find boring.
If you are bored it is only because you are a boring person.
I’m very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it’s so boring.
Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.
Read every sentence you write out loud. If it sounds boring, kill it.
It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.