The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.

You know you’re not perfect and that’s good. Perfect is boring. You have a lot to offer. A lot more to experience and so many things to learn. There are more pages to fill up...

Perfection is boring. If a face doesn’t have mistakes, it’s nothing.

I am just the most boring person you will ever meet. I’m the good Southern daughter. I’m not outrageous.

Lots of opera singers are just boring.

John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machine it was! In fact, it’s so boring that I think I’ll go to sleep now.

The future is going to be boring. The suburbanisation of the planet will continue, and the suburbanisation of the soul will follow soon after.

You’ve got to stay focused without being boring – because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Skinny, but dull.

But I won’t bore you any longer on the subject of old men. It won’t make things any better and all my plans of revenge (such as disconnecting the lamp, shutting the door, hiding his...

I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what’s going on.

Karate’s a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further.

The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were within its reach.

… even though it was beautiful and comfortable, and even though it was the world, it was also a little bit boring. No, wait. Maybe boring isn’t the right word. What’s the word I’m wanting...

Just once I would like to persuade the audience not to wear any article of blue denim. If only they could see themselves in a pair of brown corduroys like mine instead of this awful,...

We are almost always bored by just those whom we must not find boring.

I don’t like American football. I think it’s boring and ridiculous and predictable. But baseball is very beautiful. It’s played on a diamond.

He hated to think of his own life stretching ahead of him that way, a long succession of days and nights that were fine – not good, not bad, not great, not lousy, not exciting,...

None of the characters I’ve played are really like me. That would be boring. That wouldn’t be acting.

If you think my current job is boring, you should see the sleeper I did before. (I worked as a mattress salesman.)

I’m very comfortable discussing my personal life, because it’s so boring.

I believe my life has a value, and i don’t want to waste it thinking about clothing.I don’t want to think about what i will wear in the morning. Truly, can you imagine anything more...

If you are bored it is only because you are a boring person.

One of the things you never want to be in this life is boring. But once, sad to say, I put my cat to sleep. Who knew you could euthanize any living creature by reading...

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it’s OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke...

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

I don’t worry anymore about where’s the big hangout Tuesday night, Friday. Couldn’t tell you and no one comes to me for advice anymore in those areas anymore, so real boring I would say.

Perhaps a seemingly dull, boring person is not a person who lacks personality, but rather a person with so much personality most other things bore them.

Read every sentence you write out loud. If it sounds boring, kill it.

It gets so boring you know just to do the same thing over and over again.

He sought an adventure but didn’t find one. He was inexperienced and besides he didn’t have too much imagination.

When we think about the past, we think, ‘It must have been so boring.’ It’s actually not.

Would a boring machine drill holes—or put you to sleep? I make love like a robot, so maybe I do both.

I could sum up the future in one word, and that word is ‘boring.’ The future is going to be boring.

I can talk for a long time only when it’s about something boring.

I love oatmeal. To me, it’s not boring. I agree that ordinary oatmeal is very boring, but not the steel-cut Irish kind – the kind that pops in your mouth when you bite into it...

Many models do yoga, but I find it boring. I’d rather be outdoors having fun.

There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living.

Too many of Disney animators, and a lot try to emulate Disney, are trying to hit what they call quality levels. They’re boring mannerisms.

I’m pretty boring really.

I’ve finally decided to write about profit for a changeBut before I really started I already started to feel lameBaby what’s it to a beast who manely to money remains untamed

Your pony, he said as he stomped toward me. “I’m the farrier who is here to fix your pony.””I thought you were a Hells Angel,” I said.”I used to be,” he replied. “But fighting all...

Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.

I sure do miss that woman. Smart. Funny. Sweet. She never gave me a moment’s trouble.””Gosh, I’m sorry about that. I knew it was boring between you two, but not that bad.

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.

The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone.

He was fucking sad. That’s it. That’s the point. He knows life is never going to get any different for him. That there’s no fixing him. It’s always going to be the same monotonous depressing...

The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not ‘Am I really that oppressed?’ but ‘Am I really that boring?’

Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don’t want to watch them on TV.

The conversation was one-sided. She was doing all the talking, and every time I opened my mouth it wasn’t to reply—it was to yawn.

There are just two directions in life, the one which is safe but boring, and the other which is delicate but exciting. Now ask yourself, which path will you go?