A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.

Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Calvin : There’s no problem so awful, that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

I’m a misunderstood genius.””What’s misunderstood?””Nobody thinks I’m a genius.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?”Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.’ ‘That’s why animals are so soft and huggy.