I confessed I did not have an opinion; I was only thirteen, and this was my very first dismemberment.

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life.

I love three women—Agatha, Christy, and Agatha Christie.

But that quickly faded, and he frowned. “You’re bleeding,” he said. “What happened?”Claire sighed and held up her wrist to show him the bandage. “Man, you would be so embarrassed if I said it was...

Don’t do anything stupid.”Don’t worry,’ I whispered over the line, ‘I’m an expert on stupid.”You’re…”Like, I can spot stupidity, because I know it so well. The way an exterminator knows bugs really well, and can...

A lightning bolt is sharper than an axe, because it’ll chop down a tree with one strike. My love is like that too—good for making firewood.

Dylan, while he is in the shower and he and Joss are only seperated by the curtain and his invisibility:Dylan: “Maybe if you would come in here and scrub my back it would speed things...

And the separatist terrorist organization, PKK, had easy access to Turkey to, inside Turkey.

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That’s when you throw change on sluts.

I like you. It’s pretty nice you’re not dead.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you

I loved her like the sun raining down on my skin. It was all so confusing, because was it raining or was it sunny? The answer is that love is always both, and that’s why...

Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

Frosting was his favorite. He liked to eat doughnuts at every meal. Because it was healthier to eat six small meals a day than three large ones, he restricted himself: jellied for breakfast, glazed for...

To their eyes, I was love. To their ears, I was truth. To their noses, I was anus.

It looked like something crazy might happen. But then, a lot of funny things started happening.

Parker, I’m old,” She said matter-of-factly. “I get away with these things.” She continued to wave and smile wildly. “People treat me like an idiot so I’m allowed to act like one from time to...

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

I’m not gangly; I’m very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I’ll be working longer.

If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. … Choose science.

If I had 31 minutes to live, I’d ask God to be there for me in my hour of need. I’m always like that, rounding up and needy.

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

Just because we don’t understand why they’d cover up something doesn’t mean they aren’t,” Bobby said, and we both turned to look at him. “Now you just sound paranoid,” I said. “Just because you’re paranoid...

But you will.”And she knew he was right.

Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn…

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

To be, or not to be: what a question!

I have a chip on my shoulder. It’s a nacho, not a sense of bitterness.

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

And to officially declare you have talent ” Suzy returned.

When did you grow a back bone?” Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little.Kendall wasn’t appeased “I borrowed Jory’s

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.

It’s because I’m pregnant, Christian.”He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. “If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.

I don’t do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I’m not expecting it.

Remember, the village idiot was the spiritual man who built the ark and saved his family. Keep being you and never give up marching to the beat of your own drum!

I was shown into a room. A red room. Red wallpaper, red curtains, red carpet. They said it was a sitting-room, but I don’t know why they’d decided to confine its purpose just to sitting....

Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell.

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.

Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?” he smirked. “Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?

He’s bound to have done something,” Nobby repeated.In this he was echoing the Patrician’s view of crime and punishment. If there was crime, there should be punishment. If the specific criminal should be involved in...

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with its patronizing patriotism and imperialism.

I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.

So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?””That’s right. My mother’s folks are from Killarney.””Oh, really?””O’Reilly, actually. But what’s a vowel between friends?””Very good. You should be on the stage.””It’s funny you should mention that.”The...

It’s four A.M.! Who goes to bed this early!?

Well, child? Aren’t you going to try to turn me into some kind of unspeakable creature?I don’t think I shall bother, madam, seeing as you are making such a good job of it yourself!

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?