He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was “You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing.””This does t feel good?” Gavin kissed under Jamie’s ear while rubbing...

You sound like you’re mentally deficient. And possibly Chinese.

It was the first time her eyes had really met mine and to be honest I think there was more warmth between the lamb chops in the freezer.” Daniel meeting Felicity in Cousin Felicity and...

A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.

That’s worst than gonerreha, man!

A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he’s not starting over on the paperwork.

You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.

I lost a horse today.”That sounds careless. What happened?”She jumped off a cliff.”A cliff! Is that normal?

Love is timeless, but man is not. I think I’m early.” It’s true. I was a premature baby. I was born generations before my time.

They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how ’bout you?

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext.

I love fortune readings! because when I get in troubles, if the reading says that I am in a lucky day, I can think my troubles are just some kind of mistakes, and if the...

Elise hid her face in his shoulder, embarassed, “Kane! What will they think?” She whispered against his neck.”That we’re newly bonded and I can’t keep my hands off of my lovely mate.” And sure enough,...

While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs....

The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket if I had remained in the public service a year or...

…I guess I can put two and two together.””Sometimes the answer’s four,” I said, “and sometimes it’s twenty-two…

I don’t know why people think I’m this ad-lib dude.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

FLAMINGO!!

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

I define myself and grow as a person through emotional torment, so if you love me, you will inflict as much pain on me as you possibly can.

No one is waiting for me. In this story, I’m the girl no one is waiting for. Usually the girl is fat, but my problem is more rare, which is freckles: I look like someone...

If sex were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

Karşınızdakine katlanabilmek için onunla ilgili bazı şeyleri görmezden gelerek yaşamaktanbaşka çareniz yoktur. Tıpkı öpüşen iki kişinin buna devam edebilmek için o sırada on milyon ila bir milyar arası bakteriyi değiştiklerini bilmemeleri, ya da biliyorlarsa bunu...

I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?

You’ll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.

Isn’t that someone we know?” asked Horace. He pointed to where a cloaked figure sat by the side of the road a few hundred meters away, arms wrapped around his knees. Close by him, a...

I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that “new car smell” all the time.

If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful.

I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.

Make love. I meant make love … of course. I would never just stick my dick in you. I would make mad, passionate love to this sweet, sweet body of yours for days, no, weeks....

Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it...

Shouts of dismay rose as the red flesh splattered against the table. It was only a tomato, but one would think I was pulping a decaying heart by the noise the big, strong FIB officers...

I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the...

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

I don’t understand people who say they need more “Me Time.” What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else’s body?

I don’t know,’ he said irritably. ‘Is it meant to improve you?’She swiveled toward him, eyes wide with shock.’Because nothing could,’ he added. Her mouth dropped in astonishment. Blotchy scarlet rushed her complexion. One would...

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he...

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.

The real F-word is ‘future.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I didn’t say what kind of book. You have a foul mind Bingley.””Don’t mock me on my sister’s wedding day!””I mocked you on yours; I hardly see how this is as bad,” was Darcy’s reply.

Secret 48617.0. If you’re TDY in Ottawa, the only thing worse than CSIS giving you a bad time is CSIS attempting to show you a good one.

You thwarted my evil plan.

She’s fifteen!”Nash shrugged. “That’s just a number. It doesn’t say anything about her.””It says something pretty damn funny about your IQ!” I said, and he opened his mouth to retort, but I spoke over him....