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Surely there was at least one other girl on campus not sporting a French pedicure (do girls really think we’re fooled by the little white lines painted across their toenails?), who had some black in her wardrobe, and actually thought about things. You know, someone who knew the word French could imply more than just...

Luther’s been great. I liked watching him in college. I think he’s a great all-around player. My feeling is, wherever his career is going, he’s probably going to continue to get minutes. He looks like a good pro guard to me.

Not only do they show their own expertise, but they represent Kirtland Community College and northern Michigan very well.

I think Rick Clausen is absolutely one of the greatest stories in college football last year and he brings leadership, a calm demeanor, an intellect of knowing our offense and using the personnel around him very effectively, … He’s not going to be fooled too many times by disguises, those kinds of things, because he’s...

They are very special. I don’t know of any college program now with the numbers as they are that could do without them. Occasionally you have a youngster come up and earn a scholarship and really contribute to your football team. They are special.

I think there’s a lot of (college) coaches at this tournament that are wondering where they missed her.

As though I had displeased the gods with my erotic hubris, I managed to be the only bisexual girl in the history of colleges who failed to arouse the interest of the campus queers immediately upon setting foot in the dorms.

I tried to lose myself in school and friends as best as I was able, trying to put Dorian’s world out of my mind. But that was pretty much impossible with Clarrisa’s constant, homicidally cheerful presence, which was, I supposed, something like making friends with a live grenade.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

The hiring outlook continues to bode well for job seekers and for this springs’ new crop of college graduates.

Knute Rockne once applied for the coaching job at Michigan Agricultural College, which became Michigan State.

What are the purposes of examinations anyhow? Are they to increase our educational attainment? Or are they instruments used to bring suffering and humiliation and deep hurt to a person who is trying so hard to succeed?

I turned down a scholarship to Yale, … The problem with college is that there’s a tendency to mistake preparation for productivity. You can prepare all you want, but if you never roll the dice you’ll never be successful.

I’d compare it to a bowl game in college football. We’re giving out close to $1 million in prizes including trophies, jackets, cash prizes and a car.

Coming out of college he was a zone running back. That was his style and we run a system very similar to the one he ran at Wisconsin. I think he fits our system a little better than the other system.

Students today are going to college with a lot more valuable articles than their parents did it can add up. Parents need to make a decision about whether they want to take a chance with that.

I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball.

College had little effect on me. I’d have been the same writer if I’d gone to MIT, except I’d have flunked out sooner.

College towns [are] all the same in that way; same burger, different wrapper.

Jaxon snorted in disbelief. He cupped his sac just to make sure his balls and dick were still there. If he hadn’t been so content in his life he would’ve thought he was growing a vagina.

Therapy can’t erase scars, it only makes it easier to live with them. — Duke

College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity.

Will you be able to touch me again without thinking about Sean? I don’t want you to be disgusted by me.

Oh man, he’s doing good. I think those four years in college really, really helped him mature as a player. There are times I can tell he’s a rookie but for the most part I think he’s doing a wonderful job.

Americans believe if you go to college, you have something to fall back on, which makes sense. I don’t have any degrees. If I hadn’t become a golfer, I have no idea what I would be doing with my life.

Now we can go home, relax and watch a bunch of college games and NFL games this weekend.

I am a huge Pistons fan. Those were some of my best times in college, watching the Detroit Pistons.

What brought me to L.A. was work! I moved to Chicago after college – I went to Kalamazoo – did my nerd thing, graduated, and moved to Chicago to pursue improv.

You’re sure your new roommate won’t be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You’re sure you’ll pass Math 106 this time around. You’re determined to actually join some clubs this year and not just sit around in your dorm eating spray cheese from...

I come from a modest background. I put myself through college and law school and a postdoctorate program in tax law.

In my freshman and sophomore years of college, I read dozens of books by the great thinkers of Western civilization. From Plato to Nietzsche, Homer to Shakespeare – you name it, I read it. At times it drove me crazy – picture reading hundreds of pages that sound like this every week: “All rational knowledge...

High school and college students like to torture their bodies. They pull countless all-nighters, continually skip breakfast, eat nothing but ramen noodles for dinner, find creative new ways to guzzle alcohol, transform into couch potatoes, and gain 15 pounds at the freshman dinner buffet. At least, that’s the stereotype.

He was so fair that they called him the lady of Christ’s College.

College isn’t half as much fun as they told us it was going to be.””It’s not one-hundredth as much fun.

I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me.

Enrollments in American colleges tripled between 1955 and 1970, 250% in the Soviet Union, 400% in France, and more than 200% in China by 1965. Gaddis writes, “What governments failed to foresee was that more young people, plus, more education, when combined with a stalemated Cold War, could be a prescription for insurrection. Learning does...

You see, in this country are a number of youths who do not like to work, and the college is an excellent place for them.

I was lucky to have a successful career as a model, but that was just a way to pay off my college loans.

[While some coaches believe the changed environment spells doom and gloom for college golf, others aren’t quite as pessimistic.] There are so many great players out there that are untapped, … Maybe it’s international [golfers] or kids that didn’t [play in] the AJGA. I think the overall quality of players actually has stepped up, and...

Am I a slacker? I can be a slacker. When I was in college, most people got summer jobs for college or did research during college. I went home and watched TV the whole day for three months; it was really awesome.

I simply wanted to get through college as quickly as humanly possible. I had no interest in extracurricular activities or anything that required me to be social. I was allergic to people.

Keeping college affordable is very important to us. We are going out of our way not to reduce services or raise costs.

Any de-emphasis on standards that prepare our kids for college is going to be of great concern to us.

Forever. My brother is not a bad person. The best thing for Marc now is leaving college, getting away from a bunch of people he was around every day. Now he’ll have a chance to play in the NFL and have somebody who can be there with him and can guide him in the right...

Boy needs to get a good night’s sleep. Otherwise, he’ll be lucky to get accepted at SUNY-So Far Upstate You Might As Well Be In Canada, eh?

But I know I didn’t love school for school’s sake. I had never really been what people call an ‘academic’ person, nor did I see myself becoming one. Instead, I took pleasure in the fact that my work existed in a social setting, one that was based on the promise of a brighter future. I...

I did have a falsetto, but I only used it when I was joking around with friends or to annoy my girlfriends, or in the shower, because no one else was around. Or in college. I’d go to karaoke bars and sing Tina Turner songs in the original key.

When I was in college, all the pretty women were in the theatre, so I auditioned for a play.

When I talk to college students about Spy, it’s like I’m describing something that happened in the 19th century. We were very lucky. We started Spy at a time when our generation had arrived at full adulthood and wanted to connect to its anti-establishment youth.