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I thought i had been educated well enough until i left college.

Hi, I’m Kobe Bryant. And I have decided to take my talent to, uh… I have decided to skip college and take my talent to the NBA.

Going back to high school and college, I believed I would be involved in public service. I literally could not conceptualize anything else.

College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it’s all about texting and fast food.

I went to college in Connecticut, which was when I still lived at home. I worked at a video store, a wine store, and did odd jobs here and there like landscaping.

Why is it a good thing to break silos? All that happens when you break a silo is that the grain spills out. Or the missile falls over.

The most effective learning takes place in the classroom, where you can easily raise your hand, engage in spontaneous discussions with classmates and faculty, turn to the person next to you to ask for clarification,...

I went to Harvard College and determined right away when I was a junior that I was unemployable, since I think I applied to 300 jobs and didn’t get any of them, so I decided...

Don’t ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.

The whole people must take upon themselves the education of the whole people, and must be willing to bear the expense of it,” [John] Adams wrote. “There should not be a district of one mile...

To most people, if you’re muttering, you might as well be speaking a foreign language. I should know, because in college I took two years of muttering.

And now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future-you go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so...

I haven’t seen this since college.

A month into the semester, I would start showing up twenty minutes late to class again. The rewards weren’t enough to keep me on task, and life got in the way. My mind wandered to...

Were you not aware high school dances suck? That they always have sucked and they will continue sucking as long as the world turns?

I think there’s a pretty good formula for guys who at some point in time were college coaches, and then they go to the NFL and, in whatever capacity they serve, they develop even further....

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

What we’ve done is complement the biggest college sports event of the year with the largest known simultaneous live viewing audience.

I moved to Chicago in 1980 to go to college.

Now we can go home, relax and watch a bunch of college games and NFL games this weekend.

Therapy can’t erase scars, it only makes it easier to live with them. — Duke

But the compulsive overachievement of today’s elite college students – the sense that they need to keep running as fast as they can – is not the only thing that keeps them from forming the...

One of the great things about the Southeastern Conference is our fans and our support — the importance of college football. On occasion that exuberance goes over the top. What we’d ultimately like to do...

It takes two or three generations to do what I tried to do in one; and my impulses–affections–vices perhaps they should be called– were too strong not to hamper a man without advantages; who should...

Surely there was at least one other girl on campus not sporting a French pedicure (do girls really think we’re fooled by the little white lines painted across their toenails?), who had some black in...

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don’t fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

A college education is the greatest investment students can make and college education costs are rising. Here at Collin, we strive to keep tuition affordable, but the numbers of students who need financial assistance continues...

College has been oversold. It has been oversold to students who end up dropping out or graduating with degrees that don’t help them very much in the job market. It also has been oversold to...

There are some things you can’t learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life… the only college where everyone is a permanent student.

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

My father was a slave to capitalist ideology. He didn’t know what he was doing.””You mean you went to an expensive school?

Yo, I’m in position. Ready when you is.”Gareth cringed while crossing the wide concourse, checking both directions. The giant hallway was the main drag of a ghost town, its only residents a solitary custodian sweeping...

I knew that he had great numbers in college. Still, it’s a tough assessment when you look at those numbers and then project what players will do when they get to this level. Jesse has...

recession.” No matter how many millions of jobs are lost, how much debt our country accrues, or how many years the stagnation drags on, it’s not a depression until the dogmatic media officially declares it...

Rather than literally burning the midnight oil, which he judged to be unhealthy, John Adams advised his son to make the most of college by developing an inquisitive outlook that would prompt him to get...

You drink, and your thirst increases,” it says. Time, I’m sure, passed by, but we remained unavailable for comment.

Some of the college towns that we operate in in the Lower 48 do this every year.

NYSUT is pleased to partner with a respected organization like the College Board on such an important endeavor. We are making sure every student in New York receives a world-class education, and that historically under-represented...

I am kind of majoring in bull shitting.

I went to Marion College for writing and I was kicked out of the writing school. I was asked to leave the writing program because I was corrupting the other students.

I caught Mark doing college games on The Ticket and thought he was great. I made room for him to do radio and he has done so well, T.V. was a natural.

Boy needs to get a good night’s sleep. Otherwise, he’ll be lucky to get accepted at SUNY-So Far Upstate You Might As Well Be In Canada, eh?

You’re sure your new roommate won’t be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator. You’re sure you’ll pass Math 106 this time around. You’re...

Oh man, he’s doing good. I think those four years in college really, really helped him mature as a player. There are times I can tell he’s a rookie but for the most part I...

Maybe Duke was just the kind of person you don’t keep in your life, but the kind of person that changes your life forever.

She’s about to get one of the best facilities at any college. Things are definitely looking up for our softball program.

A college education shows a man how little other people know.

You see, at Rugby I was rather a great man. There one had a share in the ruling of 300 boys, and a good deal of responsibility; but here one has only just to take...

That’s what college does for people when given the opportunity, … We’ve watched him grow into manhood right in front of our eyes. He has enveloped the knowledge, the experience and is a better person...