Charlie whistled “Amazing Grace” as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn’t he pick something more appropriate, like “Shout at the...

A human hires a hit man to kill his cousin for money, boring. That same hit man botches the job twice, funny. Then the desperate hit man sends a ghoul after the girl to finish...

I am offering you a real commitment— a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades...

…that left Francesca to slink into the chair opposite us. My feeling of superiority was short-lived, however, when she settled herself down and then crossed her legs.I didn’t need a mirror to know my whole...

Just because death would eventually separate us, that didn’t mean it would destroy what we had. I am forever yours, in this life or the next. Some things could penetrate even the formidable barrier of...

Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.

I don’t mind foreigners. God save the queen!” he squeaked and ran.

I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.

My father was English. He date-raped my mother so she’s hated English men ever since. You know my boyfriend’s English, and I’m, uh, I’m half-English, which she’s never been real happy about. If she finds...

There were place cards at the head table, which was one long, rectangular thing that would have everyone facing the reception room. I sat at the one marked Chritine Russell. Randy say to my left,...

I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

Just because you don’t know how to do something doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

That’s right, luv. If you run from me, I’ll chase you. And I’ll find you.

He has a natural immunity,” I gritted out.

Don’t care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

Bones just stared. “You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!

You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when Icalled her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!

I am thirsty, and very susceptible to flattery… you could talk me into anything…””So much for fighting the good fight,” I observed dryly. “He’ll have a harem within a week.”Bones watched Juan disappear down the...

Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.

Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.

Winston Gallagher!” I said, recognizing the first ghost I’de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. “Don’t even think...

Why don’t I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever’s pissing you off.

I was seeing if Dermot understood sign language, but from the look on his face, it seems not.

My queen, his thoughts said reverently.My ass, I didn’t reply out loud.

We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

Vampires don’t tan. Without UV protection, we get sunburned, heal, and just repeat the process over and over.” — Spade, First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost

Less bitching…more learning.

Find someone else to toy with. We both know I lack experience, so I don’t know how to play the game without getting hurt. Besides, I hate games. I prefer knowing straight up what’s real...

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

There is only one way to fight, and that’s dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they’re down, and...

Where are you, bloodsuckers? Here, fangy, fangy, fangy…

Maybe I was worrying for nothing. Maybe it had just been casual for him, and I wouldn’t even have to tell him it couldn’t happen again. After all, the man was a couple hundred years...

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?” Bones snapped.

Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I’d be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!

You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn’t survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones to Cat – Ch 16, pg. 174)

Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then he looked over me and my blonde captive, grinning.”Managed to squeeze in a...

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there’s something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-“”Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand,” Bones cut...

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?” – Cat to Bones

Mama says go back to bed! – Cat

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise

I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.