Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren’t still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul’s head off moments before.’what the hell was that?’ I...

Vicious,” came Vlad’s reply, amusement clear in his tone.

You do that, and I take back every nasty thing I’ve ever said about you.”He grinned, his mood changing from serious to wicked in an instant. “Why? I’m all those things and more.

Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

We are not helpless…Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master...

All right, you got that out of your system. Can I get back in the boat without you striking me again? Or should I stay out here enjoying the marine life?””Why don’t you swim around...

Bring me liquor, Bones, fast, to take my foot out of my mouth.Cat to Bones

Actually, Justina, I didn’t just ring you to chat about what an undead murderer I was…right, degenerate whore as well. Did I ever tell you my mum was one? No? Oh, blimey, I come from...

If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave!

…you don’t care because you’re all that and I’m just an artery in a dress.

The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat

Of course, I’m Vlad Tepesh, what did you expect?

…But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn’t want to. – Cat from...

Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head...

You’ve gotten on my last nerve.”The table went crashing into her before she could blink, and then my fist found a home inher perfectly arranged hair.

You didn’t get to bring a date because the type of girl you’d pick would want to liven things up with a group orgy before cutting the cake,” I pointed out.His smile was shameless. ‘Exactly.

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.

Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child.

Charles, mate, you fret too much. I’m a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle.””Handle your blood?” Bones offered dryly.Ian grinned. “Exactly.

I’d address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a whiny, smelly, trumpet-snoring bad lay.

‎”What the hell was THAT?” I gasped.”Premature inflamulation,” he replied. “Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don’t like to talk about it.”A snort of amusement came from my right. I swung in that direction to see...

Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten.”My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. “It’s Cat,” I repeated...

Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn’t you know, I’m allergic to cats.

I threw my hands up. Men. They were impossible to reason with.

You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that…

I’m saying that I’m a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you’re okay with that, because it’s who I am, and you’re what I need.

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for...

I always have.

I missed you every minute this week and I don’t want to spend another day without you. If my mom disowns me for being with a vampire, then that’s her decision, but I’ve made mine,...

Oh, well, isn’t that nice. You are a nice young girl. Be a good friend to her and set her straight. She has love bruises on her neck and didn’t come home until this afternoon.”...

Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?” The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly. I stared at him,...

It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.

Don’t you even think of holding back, or I’ll…I’ll tell Spade you let me get away from you,” she improvised.”And that I got mugged,” she added for good measure.Cries of “Mon Dieu!” and “That’s not...

You chose to come to Paris, of all places,” Mencheres replied.So what? Got something against the French?

Oh, yes, that feels so good,” I moaned, and instead of punching Ian, pulled him closer.Breath tickled my neck as he laughed. “I know. I’m truly gifted.

Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

You. Me. Exorcist.-Bones

The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

….called to give you the good news. I asked our daughter to marry me and she accepted. Congratulations, I will officially your son-in-law. Now, do you want me to call you zmum straightaway, or wait...

I’ve never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)

If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll...

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s.

It’s not like he’s going anywhere, so yeah. Now.

Then to top it all off, you were only reacting to me because you were impaired! That’s rich! You know what those drugs did to you in the first dose, before the second one made...

And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

By the time Bones announced it was Tammy’s turn, I’d fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at...