Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there’s something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-“”Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand,” Bones cut...

Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?

Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?” – Cat to Bones

Mama says go back to bed! – Cat

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise

I love you. You have no idea what you are worth to me.

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well?

Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”- Cat re: Bones

If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.

You’ll drain me dry, but not my neck, and you’ll beg me to stop before I’m finished.” -Bones

Can’t you improvise? You know, make some loud pounding noises or cause the outer walls to bleed?

Playing with fire Kitten?

The clock struck eleven and cat the vampire huntress was on the loose, except my battle armor was a push-up bra, curled hair, and a short dress. Yeah, it was a dirty job, but I...

As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.

Will the real Red Reaper please stand up?

The word house didn’t begin to do justice for the white and gray structure in front of me. I actually had to tilt my head back to see all the way up to the roof.

The sh*t’s gonna splatter, start buggin, yo…”Mencheres to Cat

Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.

We’re, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!” I burst out in shame. Timmie’s eyes goggled.Is he still there?

I was slumped next to him. He didn’t pay any attention to me, but kept snickering as he drove. It was annoying. I had PMS and a test this morning. Boy, had he picked the...

And there is my payment the rubies in your cheeks. Are you properly scandalized by your wicked behavior? If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to. Do you remember...

You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not...

Care to see your room?” -BonesLet me guess—it’s that smashed‐up car right over there.” -Cat

Have you met my boyfriend?”There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

Keep dreaming, pet.

Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one? – TimmyHe’s English! And Mom…Mom hates foreigners! – Cat

Do I feel ancient to you now?” he murmered. “Too different from the person you loved before you knew this?” Her eyes were already glowing green, and her full lips parted. “No, you don’t feel...

I hope worms shit on your corpse!” was my reply. A ghost had just gotten to third base with me. Could I sink any lower?

If you run from me, I will chase you, and I’ll find you….

First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You’re shattering every creep vampire myth I’ve ever heard.

My dear Reaper,” Vlad said, still laughing. ‘Did you just check out our-”No!’ I interrupted at once, almost lunging toward the staircase. ‘I’m tired and still dazed from the Remanats and … fuck it, I’m...

There’s nothing to catch up on. You came, you saw, you scored, you left. End of story.

Can we move this along?” a bored voice stated. “I have places to be and people to shag.””Ian, I’m not going to hug you,” I stated as I approached him. “I know you like this...

Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)

Kitty need’s a tounge bath

You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your...

Of course. My second-favorite thing to do in bed.

We have to leave!” I said to Vlad. “Now.””Run, Forest, run!” Vlad mocked.”Stow it, Drac,” I snapped

Bones has always been smart,” I muttered. “His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”Cat

I know I’m delicious. Nummy…..nummy.-Vlad

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I’ll rub off one before I go to sleep

Bastard hits harder than a fucking freight train.”I just smiled. “I know.

Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave

Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Much slower, I turned around to see Vlad examining his fingernails, as if his hands weren’t still ablaze in the flames that had blasted the ghoul’s head off moments before.’what the hell was that?’ I...

Vicious,” came Vlad’s reply, amusement clear in his tone.