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Bicycle  Quotes
My two favourite things in life are libraries and bicycles. They both move people forward without wasting anything. The perfect day: riding a bike to the library.

—Peter Golkin

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When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

—Jarod Kintz

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This morning my car wouldn’t start. I guess that’s better than if my car wouldn’t stop. As a lover I’m a bring-my-own-bicycle kind of guy.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’ve been washing stairs my whole life. One day after the other. Since I was five years old. I’ve never complained. Shame on you. I’m embarrassed to have a son like you…can’t even look after...

—Steen Langstrup

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hurry up and wait.

—Jarod Kintz

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Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding bicycle?

—Jarod Kintz

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She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life.

—Susan B. Anthony

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Love is like walking while riding a bicycle. It’s pretty hard to do when you’re curled up like a cat, sleeping in a wheelchair.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I make love as if Lance Armstrong were shaped like a bowling pin. But I’ll spare you the details, if...

—Jarod Kintz

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You know, bicycling isn’t just a matter of balance,” I said. “it’s a matter of faith. You can keep upright only by moving forward. You have to have your eyes on the goal, not the...

—Susan Vreeland

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Riding a bicycle makes you impotent. That’s why I carry a bicycle seat in my pocket—because it’s better than wearing a condom.

—Jarod Kintz

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Should I take off my helmet before I make love? I’d better not, because my bicycle’s breaks are worn out.

—Jarod Kintz

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You are likely to fall when you stop paddling your bicycle. Such is life. As long as you don’t give up, you will never end up failing!

—Israelmore Ayivor

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You never forget how to ride a bicycle—or the first time you made love on one. I’ve made love on a bicycle twice, to two women—both times were with both women. Foreplay is amazingly difficult...

—Jarod Kintz

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To ride a bicycle is in itself some protection against superstitious fears, since the bicycle is the product of pure reason applied to motion. Geometry at the service of man! Give me two spheres and...

—Angela Carter

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The fastest I’ve ever fallen in love is 17 miles per hour. But I was safe, because I was wearing a bicycle helmet at the time.

—Jarod Kintz

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But 17 years ago, I arrived at CNN with a suitcase, with my bicycle, and with about 100 dollars.

—Christiane Amanpour

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I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.

—Jarod Kintz

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His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I came carrying my bicycle.

—Jarod Kintz

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My high school teachers didn’t call me “The Babe Ruth of the Bicycle” for nothing. It’s too bad they didn’t call me that, because it was accurate.

—Jarod Kintz

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You know what’s a chain reaction? The direct relationship between how fast I pedal, and how fast my bicycle travels. I’m the kind of lover who notices the small details, like the fact that my...

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a treadmill. Walk on me and leave me in a guest room.

—Jarod Kintz

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Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling.

—James E. Starrs

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I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps. I would have played football, but the only helmet I had belonged to a bicycle that coach said was illegal on the field.

—Jarod Kintz

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I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

—Jarod Kintz

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Dinner for two—plus one.

—Jarod Kintz

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Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder.

—Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. You wore a cowboy boot, and I wore a better fitting hat. You were in a white dress, like a wedding dress, only weddinger. I was wearing a twisted...

—Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped...

—Georgia Saratsioti

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Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

—Jarod Kintz

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On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.

—Jarod Kintz

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Nature loves bicycle because no harm to nature comes from the bicycle!

—Mehmet Murat

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