Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Cars are empowered by either petrol or diesel or gas. That is their fuel. I don’t care whether you want to pour pepper soup or orange juice into that car… It can’t work! You can’t...

Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a motor-car or omnibus instead of a horse-drawn vehicle, and being treated for disease by a...

Driving a hot car is a lot like sex to me, or a lot like I keep thinking sex should be: A total body experience, overwhelming, to all the senses, taking you places you’ve never...

Hey, don’t knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off.” Jo

Bloomberg does not support the measure to silence the useless and maddening car alarm: he would rather impose himself on people than on mechanical devices.

There were a lot of one-hit wonders in the 90s. I was one of them, though mine was just a fender bender and I left before the cops showed up.

As the avenues and streets of a city are nothing less than its arteries and veins, we may well ask what doctor would venture to promise bodily health if he knew that the blood circulation...

The hybrid I have now is one of the least expensive cars I’ve ever had. I had a BMW 318i convertible once, the ultimate driving machine.

Moreover the present abundance3 of private cars is nothing other than the result of the non-stop propaganda through which capitalist production persuades the mob–and in this case is one of its most confounding successes–that the...

Four times I was honked at for having the temerity to proceed through town without the benefit of metal.

I would estimate right around 300 motorcycles, trucks and cars combined. I would consider it very successful.

I invented nothing new. I simply assembled the discoveries of other men behind whom were centuries of work. Had I worked fifty or ten or even five years before, I would have failed. So it...

Enterprising law-enforcement officers with a warrant can flick a distant switch and turn a standard mobile phone into a roving mic or eavesdrop on occupants of cars equipped with travel assistance systems.

I had a dream about you trying to parallel park your ego between two modest cars. The ego wouldn’t fit, and those guys weren’t putting up a fight, so let’s just say you made it...

More often than not, we see cars orbiting the parking lot.

Some people collect cars. I collect unemployment. Once my collection gets large enough, I’m going to start a country like the United States.

I had a dream about you. We lived in an environmentally friendly future where nobody drove cars. Everybody rode roller coasters to wherever they needed to go. Well, everybody but midgets, who were kept in...

Well, good afternoon, sunshine. How are you feeling?””Like something the cat dragged in, then dragged back outside to leave in the rain, and mud, then the lightning hit it, and burned it, and the cat...

Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don’t move like humans’. Have you ever lain in the arms of your sweetheart and tried to match your breathing to his, or hers? You do...

All of those volume manufacturers (are) struggling with those high-run production cars, and that is the part of the market that’s causing them problems — not because they are Ford, but because that part of...

I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank. So I at least profited there. That makes me appreciate my depreciation more.

Even we schoolchildren know that ordinary diplomats don’t drive around in unmarked cars carrying Glock pistols.

In 2004 we went and observed student parking lots and half the cars were cars the institute does not recommend,

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars, people said, ‘Nah, what’s wrong with a horse?’ That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.

Every twenty minutes on the Appalachian Trail, Katz and I walked farther than the average American walks in a week. For 93 percent of all trips outside the home, for whatever distance or whatever purpose,...

[Driver Greg Biffle said a member of his crew took a photo of the Hendrick cars failing the height inspection at Dover.] The way I look at it is when you present the car for...

Do not leave your portable CD players, your purses or your wallets on the front seats of your cars. That’s an open invitation. These burglars are just looking for opportunities.

You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.

October was even better than I expected. Cars are cheaper, GM is back from the strike, and despite what’s happening in the stock market, consumer confidence levels are high.

A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

This is a well-established procedure, especially for utilitarian cars.

You can’t have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid.

We’re spending a lot more time in our cars commuting, and we’re doing a lot more in cars, especially with new technologies. We do a lot of things and we don’t get caught. But in...

The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.

Who buys French cars? Not me.

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.

Our people’s standard of living has gone way up. People have been able to buy washers and dryers and cars. They’ve put new roofs on their homes. We’ve been able to buy more Christmas gifts...

I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps. I would have played football, but the only helmet I had belonged to a bicycle that coach said was illegal on the field.

I had a dream I was in an old woman’s closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car...

The banked oval tracks are obsolete tracks for Indy cars.

Cars

More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.

Before I sold used cars, I sold used horses. Mostly to glue factories.

She had originally agreed to appear naked, but on seeing the cars informed me that she would only appear topless—an interesting logic was at work there.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

We wanted more than anything else in the world to be normal, but we failed.” The 1960’s and 1970’s were very strange times, but Mandy missed it all, she missed the days when Super-8 was...