Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.

This is a first-time effort by our students to put on such an event, and they are really excited about the opportunity to share their love of cars and tractors with area residents. We hope...

I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers.

I said I’d drive to her place. But she lives in her car, so I don’t see why she couldn’t just drive her place to my place.

A fast car can make women ‘like’ a man; and a man ‘like’ women … fast.

In a sense the car has become a prosthetic, and though prosthetics are usually for injured or missing limbs, the auto-prosthetic is for a conceptually impaired body or a body impaired by the creation of...

I haven’t trusted my car since I bought a horse. I just can’t talk to my car like I can Mr. Needles. Cowboys make better lovers. Or so I hear—not that I’d know from personal...

Wisdom of the Ages “Car Commercials” One of the last times you’re ever gonna see that overpriced s-box not stuck in a traffic jam.

Men may or may not be better drivers than women, but they seem to die more often trying to prove that they are.

Drivers don’t know what’ going in these race cars, ever. Jimmie isn’t really into knowing what is going on with the race cars. He shows up and drives and gives his feedback and goes home.

There is definitely more interest in fuel-efficient cars like hybrids. When the price of gas is high, everyone is interested.

I lost my virginity in the back seat of a Buick. Not because I’m a romantic, but because my grandpa and grandma were in the front seats.

…for if a woman’s body can attract the holy angels, how much more the unholy man.

The American really loves nothing but his automobile: not his wife his child nor his country nor even his bank-account first (in fact he doesn’t really love that bank-account nearly as much as foreigners like...

I need a SUV, for me and my four sisters. So, I’ve narrowed it down to four, kind of expensive, cars.

A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided to stop watering my living room carpet. Honk if you want coffee, and I’ll pour you an umbrellaful.

The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at...

We just didn’t have the speed the Newman-Haas cars have,

How the hell does he expect both of us to fit into that tiny metal trap? Even if we could squeeze in, the tires will probably pop. In fact, let’s just carry it over. It’ll...

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.

When kids my age were picking up toy cars, I used to buy toy guns.

About 5,280 feet.” It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back, and we were forced to walk, I’ve been thinking a lot about life, love, and how much I...

Kavanagh has a smart mouth.

Were it not for the third cars, the Friday session would just be dire.

It would be nice to live off the land and fix cars.

It’s unfair to see managers buying brand new cars for themselves when the salaries of their workers still remain unpaid! Good leaders are not selfish thinkers!

It’s my sister’s favorite car.

I see individuals scurrying to get into more fuel-efficient cars. Then they find out they owe more on their 2004 vehicle than what they could get as a trade-in.

I do YouTube my cars a lot.

There were some people, it seemed, who were incapable of being pleasant about anything. Of course, the cars that such people drove tended to be difficult as well. Nice cars have nice drivers; bad cars...

I drink coffee like an alcoholic drinks gasoline. You wouldn’t believe how many gallons my little car can hold.

I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped...

The measure of a country’s prosperity should not be how many poor people drive cars, but how many affluent people use public transportation.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Experience: the vehicle of history. Teenagers: the driving force behind fatal accidents.

The terrors of the future will not come from the drab repressions of an encroaching bureaucracy, but from the neon lights of a thousand supermarkets, the sounds of a million automobile accidents and from the...

This just shows how deep the talent level in Funny Car is, … No one is intimidated by John Force or the Schumacher cars. The field is deep.

Holy shit, she thought. The dragons are throwing cars at me!

I’d been raised to be practical and keep myemotions in check, but I loved cars. That was one of the fewlegacies I’d picked up from my mom. She was a mechanic,and some of my best...

We just saw all the cars there and realised something had happened.

I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

You can’t take highways during the apocalypse, because they’ll be packed with panicky people.

Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

I just keep my cars to myself.

Cars for me are like a piece of art.

I like cars. I couldn’t tell you why. It’s an extension of one’s personality. It’s personal freedom.

A light on my car’s dashboard came on, and instead of fixing the problem, I waited for the bulb to burn out. Crisis solved.

It was like being in a car with the gas pedal slammed down to the floor and nothing to do but hold on and pretend to have some semblance of control. But control was something...

I’m not a collector. I don’t like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate.

You know, sometimes I don’t understand what’s wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we just don’t seem to have the gumption to exploit our...