Even a fool knows you can’t touch the stars, but it won’t keep the wise from trying.

Invest in a business any fool can run, because someday a fool will. If it won’t stand a little mismanagement, it’s not much of a business.

A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.

Familia yako haikusaidii chochote katika mipango ya takdiri yako. Hii inasikitisha sana. Unajitahidi kila siku kuwafurahisha watu unaowapenda na watu wako wa karibu. Kila ukijitahidi kupata kibali cha watu unaishia kudharaulika na kuonekana mjinga asiyekuwa...

Mungu hutumia watu ‘wajinga’ na ‘wapumbavu’ kufanya mambo makubwa katika maisha yao na ya watu wengine. Katika Biblia, Musa aliitwa mjinga alipokiuka amri ya Farao ya kuendelea kuwafanya watumwa wana wa Israeli nchini Misri; Nuhu...

It’s better to be silent than to be a fool.

I’d rather be the fool than the wise man. That way. I’ll be underestimated and they won’t see me coming.

Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those that are fools, let them use their talents.

One of the perils of life is to be asked a question which the wisest of them cannot answer. But a smile does the job.

People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel better.

The Cutter leaned toward me, resting his forehead against mine. ‘Fool me once,’ he whispered, ‘shame on you.’ He pressed the bridge of his nose against mine, his breath burning the back of my throat....

I am glad to see that you have enough imagination not to be altogether a fool… Yes, it is want of imagination that makes people fools; they won’t believe what they can’t understand.

For an optimist life is beautiful, for a pessimist life is beautiful for the fool.

I know you’re a fool, Jim Hardy, but for heaven’s sake pretend you’re not for five minutes.

My man has to be more intelligent than I am, which is difficult to find. He should definitely be more successful than me, which is not so difficult to find. I’d be a fool to...

You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You’re more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open.

To obfuscate the reconstruction of the effect – when a magician is fooled by another magician doing magic. In my career that’s not been the major passion, but it’s been the passion of a number...

I just wanted to be your fool. But you were too fool to understand.

Fortunately I didn’t get educated because if I’d got educated I’d be an educated fool now.

Money is the root of all evil.’ Then we hear, ‘A fool and his money are soon parted.’ What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn’t it be, ‘A wise man and...

Honor is a fool’s prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.

…the only real fool is the last fool

I’m always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can’t see anything…the spell of ignorance

It is indisputable that the being whose capacities of enjoyment are low, has the greatest chance of having them fully satisfied; and a highly endowed being will always feel that any happiness which he can...

Nay, ’twill be this hour ere I have done weeping. All the kind of the Launces have this very fault. I have received my proportion, like the prodigious son, and am going with Sir Proteus...

If it is ones lot to be cast among fools, one must learn foolishness.-The Count of Monte Cristo

Wisdom is unwanted in the colony of fools

A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain’s heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat.

It is not hard to fool people when they do not want to know the truth.

It is the part of a fool to say, I should not have thought.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost.

He who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, He who never asks is a fool forever.

Ukitaka kufanikiwa katika maisha yako kuwa tayari kuitwa mjinga au mpumbavu.

Be bold and never feel shy to consult people. You may appear like a stupid person for few minutes if you ask questions; but you are likely to be a fool forever if you don’t...

There are two kinds of fools. One says, “This is old, and therefore good.” And one says, ” This is new, and therefore better.

Only a genius can play a fool.

Only a fool believes that his actions don’t shape the world.

(Arbell)The ungrateful gorgeous bitch.

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.

You must make your choice: either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him...

When enemies, the intellect and the heart only see one another as the hater and the fool.

You can be a writer who doesn’t read everyday. But you’re not fooling anyone. It shows, rather embarrassingly, in your work.

Please, help me. Young werewolves in love. I turned to walk into the house, moving carefully.I had never much believed in God. Well, that’s not quite true. I believed that there was a God, or...

When you are gunning to be like other people, you are foolishly repeating their mistakes, and the worst of it all is that you can’t even correct yours.

Courage is not the absence of fear; only a fool has no fear. Courage is seeing the fear and continuing to proceed.

This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;And to do that well craves a kind of wit:He must observe their mood on whom he jests,The quality of persons, and the time,And, like the haggard,...

I go out there and make a fool of myself. It’s inevitable.