My two favourite things in life are libraries and bicycles. They both move people forward without wasting anything. The perfect day: riding a bike to the library.

We parked our bikes on verges so they could graze.

First dentistry was painless.Then bicycles were chainless,Carriages were horseless,And many laws enforceless.Next cookery was fireless,Telegraphy was wireless,Cigars were nicotineless,And coffee caffeineless.Soon oranges were seedless,The putting green was weedless,The college boy was hatless,The proper diet fatless.New...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder.

The regular city auction works very well on particular items, like the bicycles, … compared to some computer items, some computer stuff that may be of more interest in other areas.

My friends mess around with my friends—and my friends’ bikes. Sex with bicycles—that kind of love is just too fast for me. I’ll stick to sticking it in statues.

I hope that we’ve raised the consciousness of consumers and companies alike about the importance of selling safe bicycles to children. We hope that there might be some internal changes in the way Wal-Mart treats...

Nature loves bicycle because no harm to nature comes from the bicycle!

And though history sadly doesn’t credit the man who first thought of tilting a bicycle’s steering axis, it is more likely to be because of feet striking the wheel than an understanding of stability.

Social media is not just a spoke on the wheel of marketing. It’s becoming the way entire bicycles are built.