What are you, Zombie Slayer Barbie?” The big man in the back barked a laugh. “You’ll pay for that one.

The line of traffic advancing towards the rising sun looked like a procession of the returning dead. Every one of them, solitaries in clean shirts, smoking, checking mirrors to see if their reflections were still...

Some necrophobes earn their own fates.

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.

Mama says go back to bed! – Cat

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, “Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud....

Bodies lay in the sun. Bodies stood in the sun.

Oatmeal Face, Jawless, and the other revenants dragged me out of the van by the zip tie between my hands. The sharp plastic bit painfully into my wrists.”All right, all right, I’m coming,” I said....

Hey!” Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. “No man left behind.”Nick scoffed. “This aint’ the...

Anyone that wants to live, get in.” His voice was deep and powerful, matching the promise his body made. He was confident and self-assured, the kind of man you wanted in your corner when the...

I’m a man born to blood and pain, and peace would be a killing blow for me.

Can I get back in your bed now?

Fresh is best.

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color.

Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

What is it like…. what is it like to be dead?’ Evan looked at him with his dull, unblinking blue eyes, ‘ I don’t know, what is it like…… to be alive?

There’s only one Ophi I’ve ever been interested in.” I tugged on his arm, making him face me again. I reached up on my toes and pressed my lips against his. He wrapped his arms...

No one will say it to my face, but it’s so obvious they think I actually murdered Gavin. As if I would actually want to hurt the guy I was in love with. Still, I...

What makes us the strongest tribe on the continent is the fact that a group that opposes these values–a group that would have mankind remain in the new dark ages–is permitted to grow, permitted to...

Zombies can’t believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits.

He grumbles incoherently, opens the window a fraction and continues to smoke away. It’s like every time Sidney Drake enters a new location he has to readjust the atmosphere, akin to one of those sci-fi...

I couldn’t tear my eyes away from the blood. As odd as it sounds, I felt irritated. I’d just cleaned that glass when I first came in on my shift today. Knowing Jim, he’d make...

Self-pity NEVER leads to happiness. Avoid it like it’s a zombie plague.

The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it’s best not to ask...

Me agarro el estómago de nuevo. —Me siento vacío… Me siento…muerto. Él asiente. —Matri…monio.

Worst rescue ever.

I will not negotiate with the undead!

Nico looked very tall and thin wearing a opaque black sweatshirt hoodie and dark inked skinny jeans. His outer physical structure was handsome and gaunt, straight jet black hair razored and clipped in angles, a...

Slowly, he lifts the flashlight. Her shorts are torn and frayed, her shirt ripped from chest to naval, exposing her black bra and dirty stomach. And then he raises the light so it reflects off...

I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.

Run, sweetheart, run.

Blood is really warm,it’s like drinking hot chocolatebut with more screaming.

I hate what’s become of the world. Most of the humans do. There’s so much violence and blood and meaningless death. It’s not even the normal kind of death where your heart stops beating and...

To me, the best zombie movies aren’t the splatter fests of gore and violence with goofy characters and tongue in cheek antics. Good zombie movies show us how messed up we are, they make us...

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,’ I said. ‘Coach’s foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?

Mom stood over the still thrashing ghost with the bat and brought it down on its head again and again. “Leave him alone, leave my family alone!” she screamed. “We are not going to die...

Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there?

Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past.

This is what my high school life had become—a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.

Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are...

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden ‘BOO! Got your brains!

There were a few nighttime pedestrians on the block, but they continued on their way, dutifully ignoring the zombie vomiting blood out of the back of my car. Good old New Yorkers. They really couldn’t...

Zombies are eternal. They’re like dinosaurs.

I’m not an expert, I’m a survivor. I hope you can learn how to be one yourself.

Some of the men are zombies.

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.

A man’s principles are his own. Man starts flip-flopping on what he believes based on outside influences and he may as well run for congress.

Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.

He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats,...