There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

They were in love with him because he was a prince and a faerie and magical and you were supposed to love princes and faeries and magic people. They loved him the way they’d loved...

Maria?… She’s been writing all this down? Oh, bless her…’ He leafed on through the pile. ‘Although that’s not how that happened… and no, she’s wrong, bowties are cool.

The TARDIS can look like whatever it wants.

He had on – oh wow, he was wearing that outfit again. The one he’d lost in the prison. ‘Hang about,’ Sam managed.‘How’d you get –’‘I made a little side trip,’ said the Doctor. ‘There’s...

Creatures from another world, only statues when you see them. Lonely Assassins, that’s what they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they’re as old as the Universe, or...

The Doctor: [hologram, speaking towards the console] This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen, this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing: we must be in danger,...

He’d actually done it! He leaned back into the microphone and whispered to the now silent cave: ‘Come to the Cabaret!

The Doctor: I’ve seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It’s massive!

It’s a funny thing about stories. It doesn’t feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you know you haven’t got it yet, because somewhere out there,...

In 900 years of time and space, I’ve never met someone who wasn’t important before.

[Amy] pulled a face. ‘Honestly, when you grow up you’ll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place,’ she told me solemnly, which I vowed to remember.

Cut! Go again.”And again, and again, and again. Finally, after the fourth of fifth take I yelled down the hill to the director: “This isn’t a fucking marathon! If we’re going to go again, tell...

Lewis Carroll. He was an odd one. Real name was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Completely denied having anything to do with the Alice books. Daft as a brush. You’d have liked him!

Amy: This time can we… lose the bunk beds? The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can’t beat that!

Wow,” said Henry. “Awesome. And I’ll help you with you know who.””Who?” Justin said again”Talking about Dr. Who, J. You know how we nerds love our Who.””Who? How did you two get on Who? We...

Donna: You really believe in all that stuff, don’t you?Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins): It’s all over the place these days. If I wait here long enough…Donna: I don’t suppose you’ve seen a little blue box.Wilfred:...

Chairs are useful

The Doctor: Doctor Song, you’ve got that face on again.River: What face?The Doctor: The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.River: This is my normal face.The Doctor: Yes it is.River: Oh, shut up.The Doctor: Not a...

Rebuild your world, rebuild your race, rebuild your empire. Rebuild it all. But make sure you rebuild your ideals too. Rebuild the principles that made you a great and honorable galactic power in the first...

I’ve lost the TARDIS as well.’I [Amy] was outraged. Considering my husband was dying and we were stranded in the past, the Doctor seemed fairly calm about things. ‘Someone’s nicked it!”Not so much, no.’ The...

I think, that if the world were a bit more like ComicCon, it would be a better place.

I don’t often need rescuing, but it’s nice when it goes well and doesn’t involve great heights.

I don’t know. I can’t tell the future I just work there.

The Doctor: Rose… before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? [Pause] So was I![The TARDIS lights up with energy as the Doctor regenerates...

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don’t alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you...

The bemused Brigadier shook his head. “You and that TARDIS.

Angel Bob: Doctor? Excuse me, hello, Doctor? Angel Bob here, sir. The Doctor: Ah, there you are, Angel Bob. How’s life? Sorry, bad subject. Angel Bob: The Angels are wondering what you hope to achieve....

He could wear hats. He could wear an assortment of hats of different shapes and styles. Boater hats, cowboy hats, bowler hats. The list went on. Pork-pie hats, bucket hats, trillbies and panamas. Top hats,...

Don’t worry, I’m shielding you. When we crashed here and it first attacked me, I was caught with my mental trousers down. Not anymore. Psychic force field’s intact. Belts and braces. Braces, by the way,...

With how you were reacting to that glamour, I’ll have to keep an eye on you. Otherwise the next time I see you, you’ll probably have a Doctor Who tramp stamp.For one awkward second, I...

LEELA: ‘To be, or not to be, that is the question.’ That is a very stupid question!THE DOCTOR: It’s Shakespeare.LEELA: And that is a very stupid name. You do not shake a spear, you throw...

Hello, old friend. And here we are. You and me, on the last page. By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone. So know that we lived well and...

Rose Tyler: The time war ends. Emperor Dalek: I will not die! I cannot diieee! [we see Rose’s eyes light up, and the Dalek Emperor and his entire fleet disappear in an explosion of golden...

Wow’ said Rose ‘I never Knew my wish really is your command.’The Doctor (10th) grinned. ‘One bag of chips and I’m anyone’s

Well we’ve moved through the funfair a bit – we’ve done the rollercoaster, now we’re on the ghost train.

River Song: Right then. I have questions, but number one is this – what in the name of sanity have you got on your head? The Doctor: It’s a fez. I wear a fez now....

I am and always will be optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams.

At the moment, it’s simply a difference of opinon between the Doctor and you.. You both want the best. You’ve only tried to kill him a couple of times… I mean, don’t worry about that....

Then what do we call you?” another of the heat forms asked. “We are Rutan.” “Our species need something a little more particular,” the first heat form of the Time Lord said. “I think we’ll...

Of course, the machinery was also operating on similar frequencies to the TARDIS, so there’s a possibility that she had a hand in it somewhere…”The TARDIS…’ Rose looked at him quizzically.’Yeah, well, she does like...

The only water in the forest is the River.

We mustn’t change history,’ Susan pouted. Ian had been so awed by her work on the portal, he’d almost forgotten she was just in her teens.’But Susan,’ said the Doctor in his softest voice, ‘we...

Sylvia: Stay right where you are.The Doctor: You can’t come with me.Wilfred: Well you’re not leaving me with her.Sylvia: Dad!The Doctor: Fair enough.Sylvia yelling at the TARDIS: Come back here! Come back here, I said!...

We are all stories in the end, just make it a good one eh?

The Doctor: ‘You know when grown-ups tell you everything’s going to be fine, but you really think they’re lying to make you feel better?’ Amelia: ‘Yeah…’The Doctor: ‘Everything’s going to be fine.

Do I look evil? I can’t do evil. I can barely pull off dangerous.

The Doctor puffed out some air and looked down to the sea. ‘A very charming man. I should be more careful of very charming men… At least I don’t have that problem with you, Rory.”Oi,’...

Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well… not yet, give me time and a crayon.

Everything about me is pretty and a lot of it is shrewd. So I had a pretty shrewd idea what was going on.