you’re so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Words are easy to say, but emotions betray the best intentions.

Any game plan? (Xypher)Don’t die. (Sin)I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. (Xypher)

Stay in the car Nick””okay.”Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body.”For an immortal being with 11,000 years under his belt Ash sure is stupid.” Nick gets out and sees the blood.”That’s...

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)

Hey!” Sam snapped, ducking the sticky shrapnel. “Keep your snot to yourself.”Dev scoffed at that. “Oh, so now you don’t want to touch me, huh?” He tsked. “What is it with women? the instant you...

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? ” – Tabitha

He openned the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry.crap.”Um . . . grabbing some Pop-Tarts for the road,” Nick said, covering his mistake. Still, they both stared...

For that, Mr. Malphas, you can join Mr. Gautier in after-school detention.”Caleb let out an irritated sigh. –More quality time with my hemorrhoid. Just what I wanted for Christmas. Yippee ki-yay.–

Are all men’s lips as soft as yours, Ari?” Bathymaas”I suppose, goddess. But I don’t make it a habit to feel the lips of other men so I don’t know for certain.” Aricles

It’s easy to look at people and make quick judgements about them, their present and their pasts, but you’d be amazed at the pain and tears a single smile hides. what a person shows to...

We all have scars, Kere. Inside and out. Wounds that go so deep, they leave a permanent mark on us. But that doesn’t make them ugly or revolting. They were hard lessons learned and for...

Cepat atau lamban, kita semua harus melakukan hal-hal yang lebih rendah daripada kewajiban kita.

Show no fear to your enemies. Only contempt. Never let anyone look down on you. You’re just as good as any of them. I don’t care who they are. Better in fact. In our world,...

Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi

He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. “Oh thank you so much. That’s what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me ‘Little Pecker’...

People make their own reality. That was what Praxis had taught him years ago. A hundred people can witness the exact same event, and give two hundred and three different accountings of it.

Ain’t nothing going to eat you while Bubba’s around.” Caleb laughed. “They might toy with him for a bit but he won’t let any past.” Caleb to Nick.”Is something wrong?” Nick to Bubba”Nah… I just…”...

You’re boring me, M’Ordant. Go away.” V’Aidan”You can’t be bored.” M’Ordant”And a good thing, too, since I’d no doubt perish from it while in your company.” V’Aidan

The smallest decisions made had such profound repercussions. One ten-minute wait could save a life… Or end it… One wrong turn down the right street or one seemingly unimportant conversation, and everything was changed. It...

Hey!” Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. He pushed the door open and glared at him. “No man left behind.”Nick scoffed. “This aint’ the...

Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.

Jericho stopped him before he left. He slid the ring off his finger and handed it to him. “Take this.”Asmodeus curled his lip as he shrank back from it. “I’m not about to marry your...

Maybe it’s some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don’t drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing.” Bubba “I don’t normally drink my seafood Bubba, but” Nick

Hey, don’t knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off.” Jo

Galen punched his brother hard. “You bastard! You married and din’t tell me?”Bathymaas moved to blast him. Aricle stopped her. “I’ts alright my lady. That’s his normal reaction.””He needs to find another.” Bathymaas”How could you...

He was Death, and he’d ridden in on a pale horse…

Judge no one until you know their circumstances. No matter how awful they seemed, sometimes there was a valid reason for their behaviour. Granted, some people were just mean and corrupt, but not always. Many...

In case you haven’t noticed, they’re moving a lot faster. I don’t know about the laws of physics on your planet, but where I come from an object moving at subclass speed can’t catch up...

Futures can and do change, something as simple as you’re supposed to turn right down a street one day… In your bones u know it, and yet for reasons no one understands, you decide to...

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

She didn’t understand that. “How can anyone be afraid of love?””How can they not?” His face was completely aghast. “When you love someone… truly love them, friend or lover, you lay your heart open to...

Don’t cross me Scooby-Doo. I’m not an old man in a mask waiting to be thwarted by you meddling kids.

The wealth of a soul is measured by how much it can feel… its poverty by how little.

Yeah, it never fails to amaze me how a single lie can undo an entire lifetime of good. (Aiden)

It’s not fair!” (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.Oh, to be as naive as his sister.

Looks like I missed a party. Good. I wasn’t really in the mood to off demons this evening. Haven’t had my coffee yet. (Jared)You drink coffee? (Stryker)No, but it was my pathetic attempt at humor....

Sunshine, I… Starla’s voice broke off as she entered the room and caught sight of him standing naked in the corner. She eyed him in an odd, detached way, as if he were an interesting...

My father used to say that life is what you make it. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can’t change the past, but the future isn’t set in stone....

You look good as a Pirate.” Erin”Ahoy, matey,” he said, laying her back against the grass. “Me cap’n’s ship needs a port.” V’ Aidan”Me cap’n’s port needs a ship.” Erin

People started down the road with good intentions, but the moment the road became rough or difficult, they’d abandon it.

I’m not sure what this blender is, but I think I should be feeling bad for that poor wombat.” Cadegan

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you.” Esperetta”Only one?” Velkan”At the moment.” Esperetta”Then I can’t wait to hear it.” Velkan”‘Bram’ and ‘Stoker’?” Esperetta”It was fitting, I thought.” Velkan

What kind of lifehave you lived, little one, that everything seems to be a question of fair and unfair? Life and death just are. Fair has nothing to do with it.

He looked down at her. “Have you found that peace?”Yes, she had. But it was so corny and cliched that she couldn’t bring herself to admit it.”A wise man once told me that peace has...

Fate was a bitch, but she always had a wicked sense of humor. Today, he was her punch line. Tomorrow, she’d be laughing at them.-Darling’s thoughts

The most beautiful heart of all is the one that can still love even while it bleeds, and especially after its been broken into thousands of pieces

Simi? What was it you told me once about families?We have three kinds of family. Those we are born to, those who are born to us, and those we let into our hearts.

You’d be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.