OBEY! Do not trust your eyes! Believe only what you are told!(From an old T shirt – now from my new story Dinosaurs)

I stop reading after half an hour. I’ve had enough. Humanity has hit a brick wall. We’re facing our end, like the dinosaurs millions of years before us. The only difference is we’ve got journalists...

Imran you’re tragic. Bronchitis is like a bad cold it’s not a type of dinosaur.

When faced with unbridled wildness of reality, dinosaurs fall into fevered delusions of grandeur. In fits of madness, they recreate the world in their own overblown image, bull-dozing the wild and replacing it with a...

People cited violation of the First Amendment when a New Jersey schoolteacher asserted that evolution and the Big Bang are not scientific and that Noah’s ark carried dinosaurs. This case is not about the need...

The voices of actual communities are alive in a way no theory could every be even if, for now, it takes the form of tiny acts of resistance. Who doesn’t cheat on taxes, avoid cops,...

Dinosaurs are extinct today because they lacked opposable thumbs and the brainpower to build a space program.

Talk like the Discovery Channel all you want, but a book of fossils and a tub of plaster does not an orgy make.

…we haven’t had any accidents for months now…Everything on that island is perfectly fine.

The worse the country, the more tortured it is by water and wind, the more broken and carved, the more it attracts fossil hunters, who depend on the planet to open itself to us. We...

The evidence is overwhelming that birds are dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them!

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven’t found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.

We’ll make it a blowout like in the olden days.””When dinosaurs roamed the earth?” Teddy asked.”Exactly,” Dad said. “When dinosaurs roamed the earth and your mom and I were young.

Nature was quick to pass the sponge of her deluges over these awkward sketches (dinosaurs), these first nightmares of Life.

Are we not witnessing a strange tableau of survival whenever a bird alights on the head of a crocodile, bringing together the evolutionary offspring of Triassic and Jurassic?

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn’t have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don’t have a space program, it’ll serve us right!

Zombies are eternal. They’re like dinosaurs.

Every day, hundreds of observations and experiments pour into the hopper of the scientific literature. Many of them don’t have much to do with evolution – they’re observations about the details of physiology, biochemistry, development,...

Plans make dreams reality.

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!

And I’ve been thinking: if the human race manages to destroy itself, as it often seems to want to do, or if some great disaster comes, as it did for the dinosaurs, then the birds...

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a palaeontologist. I wanted to dig up dinosaurs.

Did not learned men, too, hold, till within the last twenty-five years, that a flying dragon was an impossible monster? And do we not now know that there are hundreds of them found fossil up...

Everybody thinks it’s going to be different for them, Janice said. The dinosaurs thought so too.