Can I get back in your bed now?

Wouldn’t it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit a message?

Wanna play cards?

It ain’t how hard you are when you’re standing over top of someone that really matters. It’s how hard you are when someone’s standing over top of you that shows what you’re made of.

Then she was there in the doorway of the ambulance at his feet. She jumped up like a lion, then stood up on two feet like a human. Her hair was thick and full. She...

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.

If you don’t know a name, you can’t be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.

Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.

I have to get stronger, harder, and faster. The only way to get hard enough to walk the Apocalypse Road is in the crucible of battle.

The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.

Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.

No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.

Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.

I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don’t.

Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there?

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies “Brains,” blow its fucking head off. * If it replies “Brian,” ask it again, as you may have encountered...

If a fae sorcerer, or sorcerers, are using necromancy to raise the dead they need to be stopped. No matter what happens, we need to bring a reckoning.–Catherine

The rumor claims that the shambler virus is now airborne. It can be contracted without getting bitten now.” – character quote

New parents can’t afford to be anything but brave, Eddie.

Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground on him quickly. He cursed his hundred-dollar shoes and his vanity. The shoes looked great, but...

Black Friday – (AKA Zombie Apocalypse)Is an event of subset half-dead human like beings confronted with ravenous bloodthirsty monsters preparing to pummel down the doors mid-afternoon on Thanksgiving Day.

You can’t take highways during the apocalypse, because they’ll be packed with panicky people.

We’re trying to rebuild society, not plunge it back into chaos.” – character quote

Mia,’ she whispered. I turned around. ‘What?’ I whispered back.She smiled at me a little. ‘LEEERRROOOY JEEENNKKIINNNSS!’ she shouted, then spun around and ran toward the Z’s in the lighting section.

Hmmm… Never heard of it. Okay- you drive.

Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.

I’ve never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

I had watched him single handedly rip the head off a zombie as he had simultaneously prayed for its soul. When you witness a man do something like that, it changes your perception of them.

Alice is fictional. This isn’t.

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.

It’s more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

We’re not a people worth saving, plain and simple. We’re completely beyond that—both the undead and the few still living. Yeah, ‘living.’ Some life, huh? But it’s the only life we could ever possibly live...

please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

We don’t go in for that psychodynamic stuff around here. Those guys will talk you to death, clean out your bank account while they are doing it, and then invite you to come back and...

Don’t you get it?’ said Max. ‘You’re not praying, you’re just… wishing. And wishes don’t come true.

Sometimes you have to do something ugly so that something beautiful can grow.

I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school’s last bastion of patriarchal society.

There is a child – a baby – who long since kicked off her blankets. Her skin is ashen and her mouth open in a perpetual yet silent scream. She isn’t old enough to roll...

She really talks to you, doesn’t she?” She asked. “it’s not just you talking to her. She talks BACK.””hel, half the time she starts it.” I said, half-defensively. “I know it’s weird.””Well, yes, it’s weird....

But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

I do care. That’s why I hunt them. But if you’ve seen what I have, then you learn to deal with the murders and disappearances. You learn to push it aside and move on. The...

When it’s my time, and the reaper calls my name, there will be no stink of fear on me, and my only wish will be to die with grace, covered in the blood of my...

If she did bitch-slap me, I’d bitch-slap her right back, but I resented the word bitch and all its familiar forms, as it was degrading to women and dogs everywhere.

N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.

This is the strange thing about life, when people are confronted, they all say that the truth is what they want but when the truth disagrees with them, they balk at it as if it...

What’s more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?

She watched as the dancing lights of madness swirled and flickered in his eyes like the fires of hell, and she knew that there would never be anything that could quench those fires except death....

Listen up, Little Miss Fun Hater. Off the record, if it wasn’t for our school’s strict but smarmy anti-bullying laws, I would bitch-slap you into next summer.