See, they say it’s ‘survival of the fittest’, but you and I really know that it’s ‘survival of the most heavily armed

I hope there are zombie sharks in there and they bite you and you die!

No. No more surprises. No more secrets. Or so help me, I will rip off your own leg and beat you with it.

Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!

What makes us the strongest tribe on the continent is the fact that a group that opposes these values–a group that would have mankind remain in the new dark ages–is permitted to grow, permitted to...

What about mold,” Tom reminded her. “Fuzziness on a girl is never attractive.

Well of course, you’ve had that bloody uniform on all day. I was half ready to tell you how much I liked you.

Yes, later.” With that, I waved the team forward.

I was terribly, painfully present in the world, and so far removed from it.

She nodded and reached out to take my hand again. I turned to look at her fully, I didnt want to say it, but I felt I should. I’d never had a chance to say...