Marriage is a necessary evil

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Chorus of old men: How true the saying: ‘Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without ’em.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.

While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.

Me agarro el estómago de nuevo. —Me siento vacío… Me siento…muerto. Él asiente. —Matri…monio.

The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of...

Where do the cereal bowls go?” Likely, one family’s is high, and the others is low. Where will they go now? In the bathroom. The bathroom is a battleground unmatched in the potential conflicts. Will...

Tweeting lovebirds turn into roaring bears after marriage.

Never allow unforgiveness to rule your heart. Let go of your hurts. Embrace healing.

Van Gogh on his brother’s upcoming marriage: “It’s because he’s in Holland, where he’s getting married one of these days. Now, while not denying the advantages of a marriage in the very least, once it...

To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.

The boring thing with ‘No sex before marriage’ is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.