We don’t go in for that psychodynamic stuff around here. Those guys will talk you to death, clean out your bank account while they are doing it, and then invite you to come back and...

Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator.

But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

Damnation is eternal. That’s the whole point. Otherwise, what good would it do you?

What’s more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color.

Wanna play cards?

Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.

You can scoff at opinions. You can reject hypotheses. You can discard theories out of hand. But you cannot reject the facts

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.

You know how they say that if you think you might be going crazy, it’s proof that you’re not? Well, it’s a lie. One of many they tell you about mental illness.

God exists. He has one wicked sense of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

Nothing is harder on the nerves than hope.