That’s it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I’d like to pull up my pants.

N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.

If I can face a street full of rabid zombies, I can tell a boy I like him. Right?

Can I get back in your bed now?

If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.