I’m sorry I hurt your hand…with my face.”-Bobby Pendragon

He was a peculiar sight. Tears rolling down his face, shouting to drown the sound of the singing rabbit; he said he needed help, pointed to a chicken, handed over some money, grabbed his parcel...

Heroes aren’t always the ones who win. They’re the ones who lose, sometimes. But they keep fighting, they keep coming back. They don’t give up. That’s what makes them heroes.

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art.

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

She just asked me to pick her up some tampons and a Yoo-Hoo.” ~Alex Sinclair

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don’t know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never...

A brick can be used to represent a ruin, or the beginning of new construction. With a brick, the past is the future.

Canda dan Tawa adalah salah satu cara untuk membuat kita berfikir lebih jernih dari sebelumnya.

At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them.

The dining hall in our section of campus was like something out of an Ayn Rand novel: big, utilitarian, and impersonal.

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn’t exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.

So, you’re saying I’m a racist?

A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it.

I was trying to have an insight, and all I could think of was that I’d backed myself into a corner, and the corner was me.

Alec?” Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. “Did you just- did you just save my life?” Alec knew...

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle.

Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.

Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going...

I want to invent a drug to help people get off drugs.

Don’t take everything for granted, and do not always count on finding everything you need.

I must do whatever I can to find the best partners possible.” “Did you kick their butts?” He frowned. “The buttocks are among the least sensitive places to hit someone.” I laughed. “It’s a figure...

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that’s so insulting. That’s like saying I’m not smart enough to shoot you in the head.” Eddie DeChooch

Myrnin, who hadn’t said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he’d suddenly decided to snack on her neck… but it was...

I asked what year the car was that was sitting in the driveway, but what I meant was how long had it been parked there. If it’s been there since 1982, I’ve been in love...

I am an elevator in a one-story building. I am ascending. But my love for you is still on the ground floor, waiting for you to push the button.

I recorded the ding-dong sound that shoplifting sensors at the doors of Wal-Mart make. Now I just stand at the exit and press play as people try to leave.

This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Stephanie, I’m begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can’t keep going like this.” – Morelli

Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out.

We spent the whole evening conversing like I was mute and she was deaf. I didn’t talk and she didn’t listen, and that’s what made me think we might be in love.

You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.

Rachel knew what she was doing. And when she didn’t, she could improvise on the fly, coming up with options that left a lot of collateral damage but usually only hurt herself, not the people...

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it’s best to be an oblong

I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s presence was still at my side, and turning my face into the barrel of a gun...

Each one of us comes out of our mother’s body crying, with or without exceptions. But we are not aware of it. Are you? Do you remember that you cried the very first time you...

With math, I remember all of the words—and none of the numbers. I’m also like that with love.

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense.

I wouldn’t read Jarod’s writing—not even if he paid me to read it. And he does pay me to read his writing, but that doesn’t mean I do.” Of course the quote continued on, but...

What’s not up? We’re like rabbits on Viagra.

If the Lord hasn’t got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that’s his business.

As our larynxes descended, we were able to make sounds with our mouths in new and far more expressive ways. Verbal language soon overtook physical gesturing as the primary means of communication for all human...

You looked like the sexiest woman in the world.””Well, in fairness, I am the sexiest woman in the world.””And you’re always right.””You are so brilliant to recognize that.

It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous...

I really am who I seem to be, and I’m coming apart at the seams.

I folded my map in half and used it to make a sandwich. Then I dipped it in coffee and ate all of Europe and half of Russia.

How many great gems were lost to thoughtand not put down to pen.You can but think of just a fewand then they’re lost again.

War created the conditions for great advances in technology…without war men would not traverse oceans in hours, travel in space, or microwave popcorn.