We just move on, don’t we, with traitors still amongst us? But there was one thought that wouldn’t go away. If I loved him, I would forgive him.

When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.

I’m a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

The Doctrine is the Ecstasy

We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

A hug a day keeps the bad boys away.

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide...

I know how to use a fellytone now.

If two trees played each other, I don’t know who I’d root for. Probably the tree that’d make the better lover.

I mean, d’you know what eternity is? There’s this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the universe, and once every thousand years there’s this little bird-“”What little bird?” said Aziraphale suspiciously.”This...

The only sad part for me about getting a cat from the pound is that I can only choose one. If I could, I’d take home all of them. Actually, my view is why take...

There’s nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.

I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn’t hate people who watched or played them.

Un minuto más tarde, Annabeth puso el pie sobre un trozo de musgo y resbaló. Por suerte, consiguió afirmar el pie un poco más abajo. Por desgracia, fue en mi cara.

He’s around the twist,’ said Azalea. ‘Breaking all the windows? He’s mad.”Ah, no,’ said the King. ‘It’s only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house...

I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.

And now that they have us here, under their control, they’ve dropped whatever act they had on earth. We’re seeing them as they really are.’ He dipped his glove into the water and watched as...

Romantic love has its place but to define relationship solely in romantic terms is like describing marriage only by what a couple does on their honeymoon.

I know this sounds very Neanderthal but I want a man that would just take me, ravage me, and do what he pleases with me. I frankly don’t care what he does or how he...

Wait.” Walter went to the basket, taking what was a gray sleeve, drawing it out fro the middle of the heap. “Oh,” He said. He held the shapeless wool sweater to his chest. Joyce had...

Percy and Reyna occupied matching praeters’ chairs on the dais, which made Percy self-conscious. It wasn’t easy looking dignified wearing a bedsheet and a purple cape. “The camp is safe,” Octavian continued. ” I’ll be...

I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared…

Why have you left me, Yesterday? Was it because I slept with Today? I have a routine. Every day I do something different.

I dislike the idea of a murderer employing children,’ said Holmes darkly. ‘It is, I agree, bad for their morals, and interferes with their sleep.’ ‘And their schooling,’ added Holmes sententiously.

I had a dream about you. I was a professor, and you were my student. I taught sex education for college freshmen, and I didn’t think it unethical to trade good grades for sexual favors....

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows

If you don’t Understand the color of Darkness and Loneliness Then you must be Blind

There is a rule in Hell: Don’t trust anyone who takes time out of their day to help you.

She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!

Riley : “Do you want to claw at me, kitty-cat? Come on.”Mercy: “Sorry, I don’t beat defenseless puppies.

Kissimmee has the best name, other than Hugsburg and Fornicatesville.

The boss is never your friend, even if you’re sleeping with him.

Don’t blame a person for the wrongdoings; Both He and You are Homo-sapiens.Don’t greet a person for the rightdoings; Try to be a Homo-sapien.

Kagura: It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.

A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

The abbot cleared his throat. “You are all very stupid people,” he told them graciously, “and you do not know anything at all.

Rachel got up and did this happy little shuffle, like she was some cheerful farmer chick who’d just stepped outside to find the hick she was in love with coming up the road with a...

As a general rule. it’s a comfort issue, literally and metaphorically. And intimacy issue. It’s a big step, putting on foreign underwear. Like betrayal, or emigration.

Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.

A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.

My thermos does such a good job of keeping my tea hot that it feels like I’m drinking iced tea.

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches — hands, he reminded himself, hands — and grinned anew.

I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

DETOX your mind, body, AND your contact list.

A brick could be used to better improve relations with your relatives. But if you’re going to play quarterback, you’d better be ready to play receiver.

People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where if I were in the finals, I’d surely choke, and that’s the hotdog eating competition.

you’ll be a danger to the ladies soon.”Harry very nearly rolled his eyes. Sebastian had already made conquests of nearly all the girls in the village near Hesslewhite. He must give off some sort of...

Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk or something?” Minho asked, pulling Thomas’s attention away from Alby.”Go ahead,” Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. “Be careful,” he said dryly. “Don’t die.

I don’t know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.