The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute this, is that each day, or night on booze, is a different journey, the destination being a mystery, but quite possibly the...
Day zero, the disaster, the serious shock, the near self-destruction.Day two, the suffering, the repentance, the depression, and the promises.Day three, the recovery, the wall, some light, and the joy.Day four, the strength, the resolution,...
All I cared about that summer were suntans, beaches, boys and booze.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.
Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.
Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.