Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.
Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.
Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.
…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
All I cared about that summer were suntans, beaches, boys and booze.
I drink screwdrivers because they help me unwind.
The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.
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