My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head;Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on...

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

They saw her husband, this giant of a man in God’s Kingdom, this man, that for over fifteen years was their example of what a great man and husband looked like, walking up to his...

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

DR ADACHI SPELL CASTER HELP TO BRING BACK EX LOVER

What made more sense was that the bargain she was bound to was to go on living as she had been doing. The bargain was already in force. Days and years and feelings much the...

My kids are always in the kitchen with me – I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and they also try to help me and my wife, Lisa, cook dinner at...

I told the Moon…Stop pushing my wife around.

And sometimes, and only in spring,a dove from the river’s soft vale of lilieswill fly as close to you as trust,and a calm in the great reds of autumnwill, as often as you need, lie...

I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ribbon in the fourth grade. I’d treat her well, and I wouldn’t let her get too dusty on the shelf.

And so, as quietly as he had lived, he slipped out of town, leaving only a note behind:Well, that’s that. I’m off, and if you don’t believe I’m leaving, just count the days I’m gone....

In a funny way, Dad was always a bow-tie wearer, always a little more traditional than you might imagine. Because even though he had blue hair and tattoos and wore leather jackets and worked in...

Age does not matter in most relationships, but in marriage, it matters a lot. If you marry a younger you have to baby sit, and if you marry an older, you have to follow orders.

Put first things first and we get second things thrown in:Put second things first and we lose both first things and second things.

German is a much more precise language than English. Americans throw the word love around for everything: I love my wife! I love all my friends! I love rock music! I love the rain! I...

Whether you’re the best lawyer…Or the greatest philosopher…There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with…Your child…And your wife…So don’t argue with them…Just love them…

There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.

We just bought a new house, so my wife’s been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months...

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Once a week i have to do my radio show, ‘A State of Trance’, usually on Wednesday night. I try to go running at least three times a week and spend at least a day...

There is, you will concede, a limit to the niceties a man is obliged to fulfill when his wife is dead and not yet cold.

Had it not been for ‘The Apprentice’ and Donald Trump, I wouldn’t have met my wife through an interview with ‘E! News.’

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to our son in prison in 2005.

Jeff watched her come, the whole time. He never noticed her mincing, hesitant steps on treacherous heels. He was simply swept up in the ancient ceremony. And discovering, as untold millions of young men had...

You can tell a lot about a person’s character by how they do life’s menial tasks. For example, I saw my neighbor washing dishes, and I could immediately tell that he was an adulterer by...

I had a friend, Melissa, who was 28 years old. She was my best friend’s wife, and she was my wife’s best friend. She died of breast cancer. When she passed away back in 2004...

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, for there are plenty of others.

A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other.

When I was younger, I was ready to go off at any time. My wife, Linda, and I would go out to the Limelight in New York, and I would see people and be able...

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

A month ago, Gavin had given his employer four weeks’ notice. “I’ll get a job around here,” he’d told her. “Something low-stress, part-time, maybe. We’re not paying rent, and Dad’s left us plenty. You should...

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

The husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the Church – read on – and give his life for her (Eph. V,...

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

There are certain times I don’t want my picture taken. If my wife’s stepping out of a car and it looks like it’s going to come out an indecent picture, don’t I have a right...

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest — blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband’s life...

Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.

My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

Your commitment to follow God’s plan makes a difference in the atmosphere in your home and improves the climate of your marriage.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife’s sight!

And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.

Seven years ago tonight, every dream I ever had came true. That’s not something too many men get to claim. I’m very lucky, blessed, whichever you believe. Probably a lot of both. Tonight marks the...

There are many things you shouldn’t measure. Don’t, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife!

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.

When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool,...

Have a working spouse, because you won’t earn a living from writing – not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Serving as the only audience for a man raised by crowds of admirers exhausted her. […] The buried thought that he might have found comfort elsewhere was almost a comfort to her.