My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head;Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on...

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

They saw her husband, this giant of a man in God’s Kingdom, this man, that for over fifteen years was their example of what a great man and husband looked like, walking up to his...

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

DR ADACHI SPELL CASTER HELP TO BRING BACK EX LOVER

If I could cook I wouldn’t have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a man to support me as his lovely wife.

Wife, to him, was someone who stood for stability, forcoming home, for dealing with all the shit he wasn’t able to deal with. For providing a real life and not this insanity.

My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength.

We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.

Then don’t. I can’t help you. They say that women dream of danger to those in their care and men of danger to themselves. But I don’t dream at all. You say you can’t? Then...

Marriage is more than finding the right person…it is being the right person!

You are not attracting the wrong people, you are simply accepting them. Saying ‘No’ frees you up so you can say ‘Yes’ when you truly want to.

I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but...

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I’d learn German. But my wife didn’t want to live in Germany.

The general rule is to not jump into moving in with whoever you’re nutty for. But, you know, I was in a bad relationship, and the day I got out of it, I moved in...

…she lost twenty minutes sitting on the floor with her arms wrapped around her knees, smiling into the pretty glow and imagining herself a contented farmer’s wife waiting for her man to come in from...

How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They’re On the Same Side?

When you’ve made up your mind to marry, take the first respectable body that comes to hand – she’s as good as any other; they be all alike in groundwork: ’tis only in the flourishes...

I’m not very social when I’m off the promo trail, because I step into wife and mother mode. It’s very reclusive.

He says that we must protect our families no matter what. No matter what we got to do to protect them.

You become a man when you marry not just for love but to be a partner with your wife. To be the best man you can be with her, and when you fall short, to...

I am Mrs. William Victor Wallace. I am married to a federal felon whom I love unconditionally.I hold my head high, I take pride in my life and I walk this world without regret.I will...

My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.

My wife must be stupid. I mean, look, she married me, didn’t she?

On the morning of November 22nd, a Friday, it became clear the gap between living and dying was closing. Realizing that Aldous [Huxley] might not survive the day, Laura [Huxley’s wife] sent a telegram to...

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

After your friendship with God, your wife’s friendship is the greatest treasure you possess.

The center of all my enjoyments is the home wherein are my wife and children, and I have no wish to wander out from that home in pursuit of any pleasures that the world presents.

Childbirth changed my perception of my wife. She was now the bloodied special forces soldier who had fought and risked everything for our family.

I’m a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I’m just a pathetic case history, really.

Besides Slayer, which is a full-time job, I raise animals. I have a ranch in Texas. My wife takes care of the animals when I’m on tour. When I get home, I become a ranch...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.

My wife always hates when I go, ‘I just don’t love female action movies.’ I don’t know why. I’ll watch them, but I don’t run to go and see them.

My former wife is a truly wonderful person.

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

It’s better when you have your wife with you, more fun.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

My advice to a new husband is nothing more than ‘husbands, love your wives.’ And ‘love your wife as Christ has loved the church.’ Never forget that you are Christ’s representative in serving your wife.

Ah,’ thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, “I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.'(“Queen Fantasque”)

My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.

You can make your marriage a little bit of heaven on earth by following God’s plan of teamwork.

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you’ll send her away very soon.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women’s husbands.

My most annoying habit is complaining about my aches and pains. It’s the new ones that I haven’t identified yet that make me nervous. According to my wife, I complain way too much. I may...

I can’t understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It’s like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

I know you think I should be home taking care of my family. That maybe I’d be distracted or I wouldn’t be as committed as the rest of you, but who’s more committed: the person...