My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I’m fucking married? The toilet seat’s up man!

I am deeply honored to be making ‘Life Itself,’ a documentary on the life of Roger Ebert, and to have had the full cooperation and enthusiasm of Roger and his wife, Chaz.

Lord, I pray that my husband will be strong in the Lord and put on the whole armor of God, so he can stand against the enemy every day. Enable him to take up the shield of faith, helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God.

There is no other person on the face of this planet that I would rather sit and talk to than my wife.

…she lost twenty minutes sitting on the floor with her arms wrapped around her knees, smiling into the pretty glow and imagining herself a contented farmer’s wife waiting for her man to come in from the fields.

My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me.

We men have always fought to protect others… since the ancient times. Even though we were naked, and only had sticks and stones to defend ourselves… we still had the elderly, the young, our wives, friends, family, and homes… and to protect all of that we braved any danger, no matter what… and fought! And...

It’s one thing to reject the idea that it’s a man’s job to bring home all the bacon; it’s another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.

I’m not very social when I’m off the promo trail, because I step into wife and mother mode. It’s very reclusive.

How could I have been a wife, a mother and a singer? Who takes care of the piccolini when you go around the world? Your children would not call you ‘Mama,’ but ‘Renata.’

She wisely reasoned that my chosen husband was no ordinary man, that his whole life was absolutely dedicated to God and His service, ad that I must never, never hinder him by trying to put myself first in his heart.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.

O my love, my wife!Death, that hath suck’d the honey of thy breathHath had no power yet upon thy beauty.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

One reason your wife might not trust your decision making is because she feels as if you don’t spend time alone with God or she feels as if your decisions will only benefit you.

I’ve led three lives: the acting part, wife and mother – which is a career – and international relations. I’m proud of my career, the first one, and I’m proud of the other two, too.

My wife’s income allowed me to do what I really loved. I realized that women’s liberation is men’s liberation, too.

Feminists who say that I switched sides because I am an opportunist should know that exactly the opposite is true. It’s cost me a lot of money. I’ve gone from being well-to-do to being $70,000 in debt. I have done something self-destructive financially. I could only do it because I don’t have to support a...

We just bought a new house, so my wife’s been doing all the moving and other stuff, so I would like to go home and just sit and enjoy all that for a couple months before I gotta start playing again.

I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too.

How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They’re On the Same Side?

To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).

My wife is my soul mate. I can’t imagine being without her.

A wife who obsesses on “fixing” her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.pg 48

Hopefully, your marriage will bring added dimensions to love. Hopefully, your unique love will bring new meaning to all our lives. That success cannot be hidden. Good improves love. Evil poisons love. Nothing proves this more dramatically than how we treat our loved ones.pg 63

The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl’s highest calling. I hope I am ready.

I began seeing my wife, Kathleen, while I was undergoing treatment for prostate cancer.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

Miss. My. Wife.

Only a mind free of impediment is capable of grasping the chaotic beauty of the world. This is our greatest asset.

My early research – I’m a social psychologist, and my early research was on how people make moral judgments. When I entered the field in 1987, everybody was looking at moral reasoning – how do kids reason about a moral dilemma? Should a guy steal a drug to save his wife’s life?

My wife determined that my genius should prevail, and that my final success as an ornithologist should be triumphant.

I married him because he told me it was the only way he could protect me. If we were just manager and client, my family could do whatever they wanted to get me back, but if I was his wife, they couldn’t.

Communication is not a one-way street.

It’s risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.

Since I’ve got on the Internet, it’s opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she’s an Internet widow.

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me.

My wife would say I’m more Hyde than Jekyll!

I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother called back to say that shes just called up to say she was alright.

Suddenly it felt like there was a ticking time bomb in the house. I didn’t have all the time in the world to make you love me again; I had only a few short months.

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn’t want to depend on a man.

They had a saying: An Arab loves in the order of: his son, his camel, and his wife – but there were times when one was allowed to take precedence over the other!

Because I love you. Because I love you so much I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time.”… “Because we should be a married couple, because I never wanted to not be married to you. Because all these men out here dancing with their wives can’t possibly love them...

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one’s wife alone.

I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That’s the truth.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.