He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.
Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.
And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
No wife wants to hear that her husband is less than perfect.