My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head;Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on...

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

The husband is the head of the wife just in so far as he is to her what Christ is to the Church – read on – and give his life for her (Eph. V,...

In my day, husbands and wives showed each other a suitable level of indifference.

There are certain times I don’t want my picture taken. If my wife’s stepping out of a car and it looks like it’s going to come out an indecent picture, don’t I have a right...

I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest — blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband’s life...

Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.

My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some combo meal somewhere.

Your commitment to follow God’s plan makes a difference in the atmosphere in your home and improves the climate of your marriage.

Every man is a bachelor out of his wife’s sight!

And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.

Seven years ago tonight, every dream I ever had came true. That’s not something too many men get to claim. I’m very lucky, blessed, whichever you believe. Probably a lot of both. Tonight marks the...

There are many things you shouldn’t measure. Don’t, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife!

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag.

When a woman thinks her husband is a fool, her marriage is over. They may part in one year or ten; they may live together until death. But if she thinks he is a fool,...

Have a working spouse, because you won’t earn a living from writing – not at first, if ever. My wife worked for years to support us.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Serving as the only audience for a man raised by crowds of admirers exhausted her. […] The buried thought that he might have found comfort elsewhere was almost a comfort to her.

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things — useful things.

His name is Arnold. But you’re not on a first name basis with him, and that’s not his first name. So that’s Mr. Arnold to you. Once you get to know him, he may let...

At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came out of the same factory. I think we were made in the USA, because things quickly...

I cried during my wedding, but my wife did not. That’s natural, because I was losing my freedom, and she was gaining a slave.

I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That’s the truth.

Every man sees his wife like an angel; until he gets a better one.

No matter how old you are or how long–or short!–you’ve been married, the day you accelerate your growth in the Lord is the day your marriage is positively impacted, improved, and strengthened!

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don’t come with a paycheck.

No wife wants to hear that her husband is less than perfect.

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Housewife: a position requiring great ambition to fill. Must have the determination to scrub mold, the good taste to distribute a checking account, and the good will to repeat this at a maid service or...

For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, ‘We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!’

As a wife, daughter, friend, and the founder and CEO of LearnVest, my schedule is anything but simple. But I learned early on how meticulously manage my time.

Mwaka mmoja na nusu unatosha kumjua mwanamke kabla ya ndoa. Miezi sita itakufanya ujue kama mwanamke anaweza kuwa mchumba. Mwaka mmoja na nusu utakufanya ujue kama mwanamke anaweza kuwa mke.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

The DVR thing has rocked my world. Being on the road, I used to not keep up with any shows. Now I got a DVR, so I’m watching everything: ‘CSI: Miami,’ my favorites ‘Criminal Minds’...

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I’m going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

I have an amazing relationship with my wife, but sometimes there are arguments. It happens.

I don’t think there is just one Louis Vuitton woman. That is why, for the fall/winter 2011 show, I loved the idea of lots of different characters – a wife, a mistress, a girlfriend –...

These things are lost to oblivion like so much about so many who are born and die without anyone taking the time to write it all down. That Litvinoff had a wife who was so...

We men have always fought to protect others… since the ancient times. Even though we were naked, and only had sticks and stones to defend ourselves… we still had the elderly, the young, our wives,...

I am deeply honored to be making ‘Life Itself,’ a documentary on the life of Roger Ebert, and to have had the full cooperation and enthusiasm of Roger and his wife, Chaz.

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

I’d imagine “murderess” trumps “wife” when defining a close relationship.

I prefer the word ‘homemaker’ because ‘housewife’ always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

A new you can still emerge from the old you.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.