My wife is a lovely leathery green, the blue-tongued lizard said;Her eyes are as red as bulldog ants, lurking in holes in her head;Her body is made of the speckled grass, a violet grows on...

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

DR ADACHI SPELL CASTER HELP TO BRING BACK EX LOVER

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.

You only get the best from a woman you love, respect and adore all the days of her life

If I win, I’ll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she’s happy then I’ll be happy.

A righteous wife is a respectful wife.

Take my wife… Please!

I teach musical theater three days a week at the school that my wife and I graduated from.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

My wife would say I’m more Hyde than Jekyll!

How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?

My favorite meal to make is seared ahi, and my wife does the most amazing pear salad.

There’s a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make love to someone who can satisfy us soulfully and eternally. Once you realize...

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for?

I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after a month or two. I am on wife number five right now, maybe...

I have a love for astronomy; Aruna, my wife, and I love travelling, so whenever we get an opportunity, we set off to explore places that have tickled our interest. We are also wildlife enthusiasts.

It’s one thing to reject the idea that it’s a man’s job to bring home all the bacon; it’s another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner.

Honor, obey?” Gisbourne shouted, grappling with John. “This is what you call being a good wife?”I stopped. “I never said I’d be a good wife, Guy. Just that I’d marry you.

There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.

I know you’re the only pistol champion we have, but I’d rather they no see enough of you to hit. You’re also the only wife I have…””You’re so sweet.'”…at the moment.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

My wife loves me for me, and hates me for her.

There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get permission for me.

Because I love you. Because I love you so much I’m willing to do whatever it takes to make it go differently this time.”… “Because we should be a married couple, because I never wanted...

Suddenly it felt like there was a ticking time bomb in the house. I didn’t have all the time in the world to make you love me again; I had only a few short months.

Marriage is a team effort. Grow closer to each other as you grow closer to God.

A man who lives with his wife is safer and more venerable than a man who lives with a tramp.

Mukesh calls me his true life partner… I just enjoy being Mukesh’s wife.

Sir, se lei fosse mio marito, io le avvelenerei il tè.-Madam, se lei fosse mia moglie, io lo berrei.”Dialogo tra Lady Astor e Winston Churchill

A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God’s creatures, and one without must be among the most miserable, I think, the only true blessing of their lives that they don’t know how...

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

I have leveled with the girls – from Anchorage to Amarillo.I tell them that all marriages are happyIt’s the living together afterward that’s tough.I tell them that a good marriage is not a gift,It’s an...

My wife and I got to go onstage at a Flaming Lips concert at Webster Hall once. We dressed up like Scientology aliens and danced around. We had a shootout onstage with Santa Claus.

I don’t want to be a great executive without being a great mum and a great wife. I don’t want to look back and say I wish I had done things differently. ‘Balance’ is a...

I’m completely Americanized – I have an American accent, an American wife – but a residue of me is foreign.

The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t around to propose to her.

Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most irritating man in Britain, but my wife and I love him all the same.

Make it your goal to employ the sweet speech that marks you as a wife after God’s own heart.

Betty’s a good Muslim woman and wife. I don’t imagine many other women might put up with the way I am. Awakening this brainwashed black man and telling this arrogant, devilish white man the truth...

Most executives are male, so it’s always sort of their vision of stuff. I’m constantly fighting against that even when I play the wife or the girlfriend or the best friend. I always try my...

My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there’s one that I don’t...

Even after I got my divorce, the ink wasn’t even dry on the paper, and I said, ‘Ooh, the next time I become a wife, I got this thing down pat!’ I always believed that...

My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would...

A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.

Sometimes I wait at the bottom of those dark stairs, I sit at the bottom of the stairs, I wait beyond the bottom of the stairs and listen to the sounds my wife and children...

She wisely reasoned that my chosen husband was no ordinary man, that his whole life was absolutely dedicated to God and His service, ad that I must never, never hinder him by trying to put...

My wife and family, to say the least, are the center of my life; they are my grounding. I don’t want to sound schmaltzy, but they are my inspiration and you name it.

No, this is my revenge. I am giving you just what you want, I’m releasing you. And yet I”m really not. I’ll inflict torments on you, subtle torments, day after day, year after year- that’s...