Or maybe nobody can fill that special place in her heart because I was nobody. And the only thing that fills a hole is a hole. And dirt.

I’m a guy. Unless the dirt attacks first, I leave it in peace.

I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.

My hands will get dirty holding your rose-like heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive.

You wouldn’t have to wash,” said Brian, whose parents forced him to wash a great deal more than he thought could possibly be healthy. Not that it did any good. There was something basically ground...

If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.

I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it up. So why is .99 cents so much sexier than a dollar?

I rushed to the bathroom for every corner of the hospital was suffocating. I got hold of acid-bottle, which was meant for toilet cleaning. As I took it into my hands, I realized I had...

I can only think of one good reason not to kill you: because if I killed you, I’d have to bury you, and that means shoveling. And I hate shoveling almost as much as I...

Doesn’t matter what you do, or how you do it, your neighbors are gonna talk about you ANYWAY.

We are all dust passing through the air, the difference is, some are flying high in the sky, while others are flying low. But eventually, we all settle on the same ground.

I kind of lost my position right out of the gate. There was just a little too much ground to make up. I think it turned out to be a good experience for him, getting...

I’m just doing the show for a while, might do another ‘Joe Dirt’ movie in the summer. That’s about it. The show is really starting and that’s what I have to do, like my day-to-day...

When the sun shines, there seems to be much more dust in the air.Dirt can only be seen and properly removed by flooding it with white light

People are complaining of having rags and not riches, but I find it a blessing just to have rags, to wipe away the dirt and dust that may come in the course of life.

Work is under way on all of those projects, in some form or fashion. Even though you haven’t seen any dirt move, we have been working on these projects, in some form or fashion, ever...

No dirt can touch me, like an ocean, everything that comes to me becomes clean.

I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can.

Alec looked at her and shook his head. “How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?”Isabelle shrugged philosophically. “I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt.

He that flings dirt at another dirtieth himself the most

Sometimes I’ll be walking along, thinking, and I’ll kick up some dust and I’ll say, Whoa! That makes sense, and I’ll have just had an epiphany, and then forget all about it because I’ll get...

It looks to have been laterally pushed, not scoured in back with dirt being removed in pieces. You can see levee material, some distance pushed inside the floodwall area, like a bulldozer pushed it.

We have six wheels in the dirt. Mars now is our sandbox, and we are ready to play and learn. I have to tell you, I’ve never seen so many people so excited about just...

Anyone can find the dirt on someone, but very few can wipe it from their own shoes.

They have no right to drag their names through the dirt.

The masses of flies over the dirt do not state their unity; it is the dirt that brings them together.

The way I see it, the difference between farmers and suburbanites is the difference in the way we feel about dirt. To them, the earth is something to be respected and preserved, but dirt gets...

Why not come out and push (an opponent’s) nose in the dirt until they stop it. If they don’t stop it, keep doing it. That’s what Virginia Tech does.

It is the dirt within men’s hearts that is most offensive; the filth you cannot see.

There’s no question she’s better on the main track. There was a gap between [dirt] races for her and she was feeling good so I thought I’d try her on the turf.

You dirty rat…

I got to 2-2 and he threw me that slider down in the dirt. I didn’t think he wanted bases loaded with Wily Mo [Pena] up. I was looking fastball and pounded it into left.

Many projects were done at the turn of the millennium with [traditional] hole-in-the-ground time capsules. The new idea is to have the capsule be completely electronic, instead of in the dirt.

Have a little faith, kick a little dirt.

Studying wine taught me that there was a very big difference between soil and dirt: dirt is to soul what zombies are to humans. Soil is full of life, while dirt is devoid of it.

Our love was separated by time—and six feet of dirt. Still, I had to keep digging, because that’s just who I am, a romantic.