Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Business: It is all about generating employment not about generating money.

It’s sad. What do you do?

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.

Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.).

A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.

The market was overbought surrounding the employment report and the heavy supply is weighing on it.

…It is necessary for the average citizen, if he wishes to make a living, to avoid incurring the hostility of certain big men. And these big men have an outlook – religious, moral, and political...

As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you.” I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

These figures reflect the rather mixed picture of recent months. Employment is up by nearly 200,000 on the year and I am pleased to see the claimant count falling for the first time in a...

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.

The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.

Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.

Able hands’ are more favorable to business than ‘adorable hearts’.

I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor.

When we saw a destitute-looking man trying to sell worn flip-flops, I vowed never to complain about a job again. When I considered the steady paycheck and quality of life it provided, my past gripes...

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

We have more growth, more employment, lower inflation and tourism is doing well.

Imagination is pure potentiality for creation. We shouldn’t submit it to the hourly wages we subject our time at work.

COMEDIAN: […] What is it you do for a living?HECKLER: I mind my own business.COMEDIAN: Self-employed, eh? No really, what do you do?HECKLER: I try not to “do.

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.

A celebrity’s body is an advertiser’s canvas.

I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.

[If] a man doesn’t have a job or an income, he has neither life nor liberty nor the possibility for the pursuit of happiness. He merely exists.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman’s womb is her diploma.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

We’re at moderately full employment, but not full employment. Anything like 4 or 3.9 percent would have to be viewed as full employment.

Providing employment is the best form of social service, as it serves you, others, your country, your world – the entire society.

I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won’t date me, I just won’t put her on the schedule. If she won’t give me the time of day, I...

Although he too was heading to work, Shahid was glad he wasn’t dragging himself off to some office job. Shahid’s view: anybody who had to wear a suit to work died a little inside, every...

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

…treasure what it means to do a day’s work. It’s our one and only chance to do something productive today, and it’s certainly not available to someone merely because he is the high bidder. A...

Make no mistake: Your salary is held to the same standards your grades were held to in the educational system, where you couldn’t surpass a 100 no matter how hard you worked or how intelligent...

A part-time worker is fully employed, half the time. In other words, they are part-time unemployees.

Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

I am, after all, an adult, a grown man, a useful human being, even though I lost the career that made me all these things. I won’t make that mistake again.

Work is tough for everyone but for Kyle Shannon, it’s just murder.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Der feste Beruf auf Lebenszeit […] ist ein Produkt der Industrialisierung.

A ‘good job’ can be both practically attractive while still not good enough to devote your entire life to.