Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.

Working hard is a fool’s anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

It’s love for my profession that keep me coming back, not the money. I’d work as hard to make $50.00 as I would $5,000.00. I never scoff at an opportunity to earn a living, regardless...

Most of us are pseudo-scholars…for we are a very large and quite a powerful class, eminent in Church and State, we control the education of the Empire, we lend to the Press such distinction as...

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

The lure of post-public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated.

Careers increasingly come with a reboot button, and companies that realize this early possess a competitive talent advantage

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

It is the privilege of the richTo waste the time of the poorTo water with tears in secretA tree that grows in secretThat bears fruit in secretThat ripened falls to the ground in secretAnd manures...

Graduates who haven’t received full-time job offers are looking for other things like part-time employment. Some are willing to do unpaid internships to get their foot in the door of a company that may convert...

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

Imprisonment is the form of punishment which may detrimentally affect not only the offender but also his family and his employment and because of its duration it can seldom be kept from becoming general public...

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

I care about a lot of issues. I care about libraries, I care about healthcare, I care about homelessness and unemployment. I care about net neutrality and the steady erosion of our liberties both online...

Watu wanahitaji elimu na ajira kuwaepusha na janga la madawa ya kulevya.

As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign.

Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.

When a man’s girlfriend’s parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

Women, they’re great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They’re also good at other things, like my job, which is why I’ll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.

A huge number of jobs that are filled are never advertised to the public, or if they are, they’re filled by people who have a connection to the employer.

In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.

An ‘Employee of the Month’ is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.

In recent years a smaller share of young adults has been employed than at any time since the Bureau of Labor Statistics started tracking such trends in 1948. So it’s not surprising that this generation...

The only technology that helps to create a plethora of business and employment opportunity while promoting the green environment, is serving good for the society and, therefore, the sustainability.

Yeah, I toss trash out of my car onto the road. But I do it for the good of the economy, because by littering I’m literally creating jobs for garbage collection agencies.

In a capitalist world, the word capital has taken on more and more uses. . . . human capital, for instance, which is what labor accumulates through education and work experience. Human capital differs from...

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

Know something? I’d lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we’ve become this city’s principle means of employment. Tal Verrar’s entire economy is now based on fucking with...

For I have nothing to lean on, nowhere to call my home and there is nowhere I will go for Christmas to rest my head and touch familiar walls. I have no degree to show...

…the pleasantness of an employment does not always evince its propriety.

A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

If a man were choking, what would I do? Depends. If that man is my boss, I’d strangle him.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.

What good does it do a black youth to know that an employer must pay him $2 an hour if the fact that he must be paid that amount is what keeps him from getting...