Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

I am, after all, an adult, a grown man, a useful human being, even though I lost the career that made me all these things. I won’t make that mistake again.

Work is tough for everyone but for Kyle Shannon, it’s just murder.

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

Der feste Beruf auf Lebenszeit […] ist ein Produkt der Industrialisierung.

A ‘good job’ can be both practically attractive while still not good enough to devote your entire life to.

Yes! I just nailed an interview. I’m going to be a professional hammerer.

An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man eats that which he buys, prepares, served and eaten with lots of respect.

Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.

Old Age homes are civilization’s dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

The good doctor reassured John these were people who put their psychopathy to good use. They lived productive, well-adjusted lives as surgeons, CEOs and ambulance drivers. The light bulb went on. The CSC [Correctional Service...

We are trained to be employees, but no one said that we have endure a limited salary that barely keeps pace with inflation.

The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer’s financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

If you want your dreams to work out for you, you must work with them. Pay the price and have the package of your accomplishments in full versions.

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.

*I’m hustling* is a low self-esteem having man’s way of saying *I’m unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman’s question as to what he does for a living.

We must confront our own racism. Discriminatory housing and employment policies are nothing more than institutionalised racism.

Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.

Working hard is a fool’s anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

It’s love for my profession that keep me coming back, not the money. I’d work as hard to make $50.00 as I would $5,000.00. I never scoff at an opportunity to earn a living, regardless...

Most of us are pseudo-scholars…for we are a very large and quite a powerful class, eminent in Church and State, we control the education of the Empire, we lend to the Press such distinction as...

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

The lure of post-public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated.

Careers increasingly come with a reboot button, and companies that realize this early possess a competitive talent advantage

The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.

The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.

It is the privilege of the richTo waste the time of the poorTo water with tears in secretA tree that grows in secretThat bears fruit in secretThat ripened falls to the ground in secretAnd manures...

Graduates who haven’t received full-time job offers are looking for other things like part-time employment. Some are willing to do unpaid internships to get their foot in the door of a company that may convert...

If everyone in America started mailing empty boxes, we could boost productivity, profitability, and employment. Think like a politician.

Imprisonment is the form of punishment which may detrimentally affect not only the offender but also his family and his employment and because of its duration it can seldom be kept from becoming general public...

Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

I care about a lot of issues. I care about libraries, I care about healthcare, I care about homelessness and unemployment. I care about net neutrality and the steady erosion of our liberties both online...

Watu wanahitaji elimu na ajira kuwaepusha na janga la madawa ya kulevya.

As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign.

Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.

When a man’s girlfriend’s parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him; they’re concerned about their daughter’s tummy.

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

Women, they’re great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They’re also good at other things, like my job, which is why I’ll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.