I’d find someone else. No distractions. Men get in the way of ambition. Plus, they laugh at you when you fail

She wasn’t the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.

Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.

He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz

I fought a killer and didn’t even smudge my makeup.

Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.