Love is a renewable resource

Give it up, mister! No sex for you!” I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally.”Tons of sex for me, sister. None for you!” he yelled all too clearly through the wall.

Better be a desperate single with many options than a desperate married with no option.

Are you still mad at me?””Yes.””I’ll go back to sleep, then.””Good.

He said he loved more than any other women he’s ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

Because—truth?—on the scale of significance, that stuff doesn’t even register. What has me pushed past the boiling point…what has me really, really upset is learning the woman I thought was so incredibly strong I married...

Whether you’re the best lawyer…Or the greatest philosopher…There will alway be at least two people that you can never win any argument with…Your child…And your wife…So don’t argue with them…Just love them…

Out of my way, Robert Lemonade,” she said casually, pissing him off in the worst way.