Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.
Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love.
I’ve been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.
When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless.
Love and I have been a duo since empty banana peel.
Love is an intense flickable mystery, like a booger.
Yes, I know,” Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear:”I would rather eat a bowl of vampire batsthan spend an hour with Carmelita Spats.”The Baudelaires giggled and...
It’s much easier for me to be silly than it is to be serious on soap opera.
I love three women—Agatha, Christy, and Agatha Christie.
I’ve got a lot of love to give you. And by you I mean your clone.
Spoken often enough, words become [became] nonsense.
Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.