If your a fly, fly away

No,” I replied testily. “I’m pretty sure ‘digital’ is Latin for ‘fingeral,’ so finger cancer equals digital cancer. This is all basic anatomy, Dr. Roland.” The Dr. Roland told me that he thought I was...

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

Cordelia glared at me. ‘I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you’d be correcting his grammar’.

Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.

I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me.

Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach; those who can’t teach, police grammar on the Internet.

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor...

#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before–and thus was the Empire forged.