Cookies don’t make us fat. They’re not to blame for our obesity epidemic. You know what else isn’t to blame? Fast food, chips, candy, technology, soda, or anything else. The choices we make over a...

The lesson about food is that the most predictable and the most orderly outcomes are always not the best. They are just easier to describe. Fads are orderly. Food carts and fires aren’t. Feeding the...

I’m a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn’t understood, you’d never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of...

Don’t let sickness, depression, and disease THUG YOU OUT. Eat healthier, think healthier, speak healthier, and more positively over your life. When you do so, you will soon begin to conquer your life and your...

If everyone around me is eating food that I’m allergic to, it makes me uneasy. But all of my friends are pretty considerate. They would never try to make me eat anything that would end...

I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being such a big, fat, Eggo-scarfing liar.

The food is less than average.

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.

Just eat some chex mix and have a glass of milk and you’ll be fine.

We worked side by side building our sandwiches. Mine, just a few modest layers of meat and cheese, with a bit of lettuce for some added crunchiness; his, a Dagwood, piled high with turkey, ham,...

A Marketplace store’s overall sales volume is typically double to triple what an average Kroger food and drug combo store would do.

Hasty Pudding is no small potatoes (sorry to mix the food references), known for its famous alumni and much-hyped annual awards ceremonies. One year Mel Gibson recited Hamlet and escaped from a straitjacket. Tom Cruise...

But if you like, you can come share a tasty meal of bread, raisins, and fresh Burgos cheese. With that, and The Count of Monte Cristo, anyone can live to a hundred.

Let us not take what we eat for granted; let us view our meals as an opportunity to give our Lord praise.

When you celebrate, there is sure to be cake.”Florence Ditlow, in “The Bakery Girls.

Harry had worked his way through the American Dream and come to the conclusion that is was composed of a good lunch and a deep red wine that could soar.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.

The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!

You are eating the sea, that’s it, only the sensation of a gulp of sea water has been wafted out of it by some sorcery, and you are on the verge of remembering you don’t...

Poor, darling fellow-he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

I’ll be busy for the next eight weeks, so let’s set this for November 15th.MENUI want lamb or venison steak. Baked potatoes with honey butter. Corn on the cob. Rolls. And apple pie, like the...

A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.

Nine out of ten people agree, it was right and just to kill and eat that one guy. That’s love. That’s democracy. That’s a free dinner.

Some people smoked crack in alleyways. Franny ate chocolate. On the scale of things, it seemed entirely reasonable.

There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.

My tears are salty. I shouldn’t eat potato chips while drinking my Cry Water, because it only makes me thirstier for your love.

Good things come to those who ate. And I’m stuffed. Like a teddy bear. That might be why I’m the World Cuddling Champion.

I can cook a mean hamburger. I can also cook a rude hamburger, and probably a sarcastic one, depending on how snarky the patty gets.

I walk like a guitar being strummed, and I love like cheese being forced through a grater. I like my nachos covered in melted music.

They served “Good Food” but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers....

Remember, too, that at a time when people are very concerned with their health and its relationship to what they eat, we have handed over the responsibility for our nourishment to faceless corporations.

…adskillige lækkerier, å hittil ukjendte nam-nam i dåser og sølvpapir, fra denne stund av var syltede pærer ikke længer et opspind og et æventyr for familjen Oliver…

It’s really not that hard to put food on the table if that’s what you decide to do.

…having bowed to the inevitability of the dictum that we must eat to live, we should ignore it and live to eat…

We need to not let food master us and take the throne of our lives. We need to make food submit to us, rather than us submitting to food. No one can serve two masters....

A reduction of meat consumption by only 10% would result in about 12 million more tons of grain for human consumption. This additional grain could feed all of the humans across the world who starve...

What was that you gave me to eat?” Winter panicked.A Filler Crisp,” Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.

You priests. You’re all the same. You think fasting helps you think about God, when anyone who can cook would tell you that fasting just makes you think about food.

Lollypop…the passion contained merely kissesplaced upon lips, neck and cheekthese young lovers of the castleof which our fairytale speaks…

The sheer novelty and glamor of the Western diet, with its seventeen thousand new food products every year and the marketing power – thirty-two billion dollars a year – used to sell us those products,...

To speak only of food inspections: the United States currently imports 80% of its seafood, 32% of its fruits and nuts, 13% of its vegetables, and 10% of its meats. In 2007, these foods arrived...

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

The way I saw it, one of the single greatest advantages of being in a relationship was that you got to eat off the other person’s plate.

Food has been my career, my hobby, and, it must be said, my escape.

Don’t you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down?

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!

Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.

Mama operated under the assumption that I was eight years old and incapable of feeding myself. It was physically impossible for her to cross my threshold without some form of nourishment. She once offered me...

We don’t come to the table to fight or to defend. We don’t come to prove or to conquer, to draw lines in the sand or to stir up trouble. We come to the table...

Complaining from lack of food doesn’t always affect my emotions. complaining from lack of knowledge, passion, creative ideas and happiness always does.