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There’s a hair in my food! Well, I did order all the cuddles I can eat. A buffet of sleep is how I describe my love to strangers on trains.

—Jarod Kintz

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AbsurdBuffetCuddle
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Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especially when I just took a bath in the last of your mac and cheese.

—Jarod Kintz

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A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a...

—Jarod Kintz

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BuffetDeathHumor
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Don’t expect life to serve you what you expect. Just enjoy the buffet.

—Manoj Vaz

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BuffetLifeLiving
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Come back! We know you can eat just a little bit more.

—Jarod Kintz

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BuffetEatingFood
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Creativity is not so much a boundless well, but an all-you-can-eat buffet of elements for your creative endeavor.Eventually you’ve eaten your fill, and it’s time to digest and then make something.But at some point, it...

—Vera Nazarian

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BuffetCreateCreating
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What I got out of church was a love of God, and a detestable feeling for the men standing in the way of Him—and the buffet in the banquet hall. Stand aside—I’m starving!

—Jarod Kintz

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BanquetBuffetChurch
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I make love with my eyes closed, because I make love in my dreams. If you wanted to go for seconds, we could, because I make love buffet style.

—Jarod Kintz

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BuffetDreamsHumor
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Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating with individuals who are as close to macaroni and cheese as humanly possible.

—Jarod Kintz

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If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

—Jarod Kintz

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BrainBrainsBuffet
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She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marinara. But I loved her like I enjoy all-you-can-eat pasta buffets.

—Jarod Kintz

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BlondeBlonde-HairBuffet
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Just because your plate is empty, doesn’t mean your stomach is full. Same with love. Where’s the Romance Buffet?

—Jarod Kintz

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BuffetEmpty-PlateFood
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When I die I’m donating my body to science, because everybody loves a free buffet.

—Jarod Kintz

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