Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously flavoured and quite delectable, and that very special gingerbread. Angel cake, that melted...

Can you taste it Bruce? Can you taste the filth, the dirt, the oily blackness of that fossil fuel in our mouth as you choke and gag and spit it out? Do you still hear...

We may live without poetry, music, and art;We may live without conscience, and live without heart;We may live without friends; we may live without books;But civilized man cannot live without cooks.He may live without books,—what...

A woman eats to feed her pussy.” Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.

Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray.

Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you’re hungry again.

Food is more than just food. It’s a means to an end, a means to getting people together.

There is absolutely no substitute for the best. Good food cannot be made of inferior ingredients masked with high flavor. It is true thrift to use the best ingredients available and to waste nothing.

Incidentally, although the Cistercians did much to improve the quality of sheep, the animal remained much smaller than its modern descendants; as late as the early eighteenth century a sheep wasn’t much bulkier than a...

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed.

And what the hell does that even mean? Why would you serve food for thoughgs, and what kind of food? If you serve spinach, do you get healthy thoughts? If it’s ice cream and candy,...

I eat fog soup (out of a can). You don’t think I make it fresh, do you? You don’t need a spoon or straw to enjoy it—you need a pipe to inhale it.

If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.

My love is like leftovers, and her image is the original meal. I should have eaten it all in one sitting.

I’m clingy like clang on pots. My love is cookable.

You are what you eat. What would YOU like to be?

My gosh, I love food. If I wasn’t an actor, I could be a completely different body shape right now.

…folk drak brus med sprit i og åt smørogbrød med røkelaks og svinerul og bringebærsyltetøi på, og de hadde jo hørt så megt om disse lækkerier at de lo så tårerne trillet mens de åt...

Whereas once medieval Europe had adhered to a common Catholic religion, a common Latin language, and common well-spiced cuisine (at least, for the elite), the balkanization of the Christian world along national lines now meant...

I had one elegantly folded cookie—a short paper nerve baked in an ear.

I’d rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

…Food serves two parallel purposes: it nourishes and it helps you remember. Eating and storytelling are inseparable—the saltwater is also tears; the honey not only tastes sweet, but makes us think of sweetness; the matzo...

It’s a fun food, it’s easy. The popularity has gone coast to coast, border to border, driven by restaurants and retail. The ingredients, the ease of procuring them, the number of restaurants and food-service operations...

So often, even when we stop to say a blessing before a meal, we’re mentally preparing to spoon some pasta or potatoes onto our plates. We’re not usually focused on the present moment, simply placing...

In Louisiana, one of the first stages of grief is eating your weight in Popeyes fried chicken. The second stage is doing the same with boudin. People have been known to swap the order. Or...

One of the very best things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

Me and the folks who buy my food are like the Indians — we just want to opt out. That’s all the Indians ever wanted — to keep their tepees, to give their kids herbs...

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.

I would rather spend money on something, that fulfills me for eternity. Rather, than something that fulfills me for only an hour or two.

I’m kidding. I enjoy cooking. It relaxes me.

Eat it,” I ordered, holding it with two hands now, making it dance in the air. “It’s begging you. ‘Eat me’.”He arched a brow.”Perv,” I muttered.Aiden pressed his lips together, but when he glanced at...

This regulation will play an important part in the implementation of the food hygiene regulations, as the criteria can be used as a yardstick to test whether the good hygiene practices and HACCP principles are...

I’ll go further and say she was one of the best cooks in the world! The compimentary expression, “This food will make you slap yo’ Aint Emma” was apt in her case.

Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat.

Their nutrition is much better than it was prior to them being there. They are getting adequate food, adequate health care. They are provided with a Koran and the opportunity to pray five times a...

If there is standing corn or a food plot, that’s a good place for deer to come and feed in the afternoon, and that would be a good place to hunt.

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

While Leo fussed over his helm controls, Hazel and Frank relayed the story of the fish-centaurs and their training camp.’Incredible,’ Jason said. ‘These are really good brownies.”That’s your only comment?’ Piper demanded.He looked surprised. ‘What?...

There is only one right way to eat a steak – with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.

O, blackberry tart, with berries as big as your thumb, purple and black, and thick with juice, and a crust to endear them that will go to cream in your mouth, and both passing down...

It wasn’t that we didn’t like it (Italian food) but it was that it made us sick. Everything over there is not pasteurized. There’s no pasteurized cheese or milk and some people are really susceptible...

I act delighted, but I have zero interest in these Capitol people. They are only distractions from the food.

Listen in close, Wall Street Conquistadors, you’re spreading like vapor up through people’s floors, you’re moving en masse under the cracks of our doors and grabbing our children to work in your stores, feeding the...

But what little we did know, we brandished wildly like cavemen’s clubs, slinging out stuff we felt tasted good. That was as intricate as ourgame plan ever was—to make food that tasted good.

As of Jan. 1, any packaged food that does not have trans fatty acid labeling should not be sold.

Listen to the people who love you. Believe that they are worth living for even when you don’t believe it. Seek out the memories depression takes away and project them into the future. Be brave;...

America, I know we have our problems. I realize that the scale and our waistlineare foremost among them. I’m willing to make concessions, I really am. I drink, and prefer, skim milk. I’ll take water...